Ideal first date

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get a box of 200 bouncy balls and two slingshots. Whoever gets hit the most by accident has to buy donuts.

sxe_rudeboy:

or up the ante and put a ceiling fan on high and do the same thing

Monday

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People think I'm joking when I say it, but my ideal woman is mid 20's morticia adams with a pixie cut and a fucking ton of tattoos.

The haircut doesn't really matter much though truth be told.

just wanted to let everyone know.

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obviously I'm a super sexy lumberjack looking rocket scientist rockstar from outer fucking space.

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dinosonic:

that sounds wonderful :)

yaridovich:

Sir, you win all the Internetz with this post.

You know what sucks?

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Eviction, But luckily enough there was a house in town for rent that's just cheap enough for my family to get. And now I get to pack all my garbage up and get to moving. Just a quick little update or something.

So check this out.

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I've got a really terrible band that plays sci-fi inspired surf punk. We write songs about alien girlfriends and traveling through time and space. I'm just a little bit excited about this.

Sunday Sep 01, 2013

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Sure seems like I feel like writing these blogs on Sundays. Anyway, I started writing songs again but not the typical fare for my band which is most often nonsense. I wrote a legitimate personal song, and the subject of the song surprised me because it just sort of fell out of my head onto the paper. It concerns me though because it brings up...
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bacon_:

Is whiskey to blame?

savyandrew:

I wish it was. I think that might make things a little clearer. Ha Ha.

Sunday Aug 25, 2013

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Luther Standing Bear said "There is a road in the hearts of all of us, hidden and seldom traveled, which leads to an unknown, secret place. The old people came literally to love the soil, and they sat or reclined on the ground with a feeling of being close to a mothering power. Their teepees were built upon the earth and their altars were made...
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Sunday Aug 11, 2013

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I really wish I was more interesting. That way I'd post more on all my social media stuff and people would like me. But I'm boring. Sooooo what do I do?
kas:

I call shenanigans on you being boring!

Thursday Dec 27, 2012

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December is always tough for me normally, and that doesn't include the rough year I've had too. I've decided to start writing in this blog, mostly because people I know won't see it. I can't post on facebook how I'm feeling about anything because most people have a snide and sarcastic comment locked and loaded. But since this is...
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