saviorette

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i was thisclose to kicking ass today. the closest i've ever been in my entire life.
some lady blamed me for creating a dent in her car because my shopping cart flew to her car, after i had returned it. we had it out. it was rather funny. i thought my mother would say something about my sarcasm, but she stood there and laughed. the lady was the least bit amused. she threatened to call the cops so i begged her to.
"please, lady, make my day."
so she did. and the cop who came over happened to be a girl in my english class. she ended up letting us go because she couldn't do anything remotely productive (at least to that money-hungry bitch). well, that's just the short version of what happened.
by the way, the lady took down my lisence plate number. i'll be expecting a couple of scratches...or a cracked windshield.
maybe i shouldn't have giggled when the cop let me go...

but the night only improved from there. (no sarcasm there)
i had a dinner with a couple of friends tonight. ray made the shit vegetarian lasagna. complete with mushrooms, eggplant, and zucchini. we watched amelie. there are no words to explain how much i love that movie.
je suis seul.
my bones aren't made of glass. i can take life's little knocks.