fuck-a-duck!!!
its st. Arnolds Day!
patron Saint of booze!
every englishman should quit worshiping such false profits as st george, princess Di, jebus et al. and bow down to the mofo that made it all possible..... St mutha fuckin Ar-Nold.
without booze, where would we be?
...sober.....celebate.....bored....clean? fuck that
there are still parts of my brain that are pink and working, i offer them to...
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its st. Arnolds Day!
patron Saint of booze!
every englishman should quit worshiping such false profits as st george, princess Di, jebus et al. and bow down to the mofo that made it all possible..... St mutha fuckin Ar-Nold.
without booze, where would we be?
...sober.....celebate.....bored....clean? fuck that
there are still parts of my brain that are pink and working, i offer them to...
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ow ow ow ow ow
savemejebus:
fuck-a-duck!!!
its st. Arnolds Day!
patron Saint of booze!
every englishman should quit worshiping such false profits as st george, princess Di, jebus et al. and bow down to the mofo that made it all possible..... St mutha fuckin Ar-Nold.
without booze, where would we be?
...sober.....celebate.....bored....clean? fuck that
there are still parts of my brain that are pink and working, i offer them to thee, St Ar-Nold, in the hope that thy bless me with a bumper harvest of cheap cheap cider, and cheap cheap women, cheap cheap kebabs.
'kin-A
CHURCH OF BEER
its st. Arnolds Day!
patron Saint of booze!
every englishman should quit worshiping such false profits as st george, princess Di, jebus et al. and bow down to the mofo that made it all possible..... St mutha fuckin Ar-Nold.
without booze, where would we be?
...sober.....celebate.....bored....clean? fuck that
there are still parts of my brain that are pink and working, i offer them to thee, St Ar-Nold, in the hope that thy bless me with a bumper harvest of cheap cheap cider, and cheap cheap women, cheap cheap kebabs.
'kin-A
CHURCH OF BEER
Q: What does a pizza get when it has indigestion?
A: Pizzeria
my damn pooter is busted
twatty hackers broke my baby!
now i gotta fork out for new gear which i cant afford...
*snaps pencil in two in dramatic fashion*
if i ever catch the bast that sent me the damn virus...why i'll....aaarrrg!
A: Pizzeria
my damn pooter is busted
twatty hackers broke my baby!
now i gotta fork out for new gear which i cant afford...
*snaps pencil in two in dramatic fashion*
if i ever catch the bast that sent me the damn virus...why i'll....aaarrrg!
beautifulxalone:
you should get a virus protector. works wonders. i never get viruses 
mrbigajuis:
you should get a condom.
does a phenominal job.
does a phenominal job.
me brain urts
alcohol, the cause of , and solution to, all of life's problems..
ive been celebrating the death of our lord jesus christ and his zombie like reincarnation, and now he has punished his faithfull servant with a biblical comedown/hangover...and a rash..
twat
speaking of zombies; go see shaun of the dead. laughed so much i sprayed the couple in front o me...
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alcohol, the cause of , and solution to, all of life's problems..
ive been celebrating the death of our lord jesus christ and his zombie like reincarnation, and now he has punished his faithfull servant with a biblical comedown/hangover...and a rash..
twat
speaking of zombies; go see shaun of the dead. laughed so much i sprayed the couple in front o me...
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oops!
ive created a monster!
i gave my crazy friend rach the contact email of my crazy friend sophie in australia, they hooked up yesterday in brisbane and i just got a double crazy email!
and i quote:
"cows and acid pigs on cocaine climbing the walls in cages, racing towards now, your hard penis wishes it was here, the end has no end!
soph...
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ive created a monster!
i gave my crazy friend rach the contact email of my crazy friend sophie in australia, they hooked up yesterday in brisbane and i just got a double crazy email!
and i quote:
"cows and acid pigs on cocaine climbing the walls in cages, racing towards now, your hard penis wishes it was here, the end has no end!
soph...
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sinope:
Hey
Thanks.....rattlesnake sounds er interesting
Sin xx
Thanks.....rattlesnake sounds er interesting
Sin xx
ally:
yikes, they need to run out of drugs
lol
lol
vicky:
I don't see anything but a white box with a red cross 
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder
philz:
dude, you suck at ladders. i've posted here now though, so you should go up in the world. or something. gah.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
nadine:
heh heh heh! 
it does indeed!
it does indeed!
woo hoo!
if there is anything better than booze, i havent heard about it!
i've just been drinking with buddies in an amazing club, met loads of interesting people, chatted to some very attractive women, and had a wicked laugh along the way..
all thanks to the modern elixir; ALCOHOL!
if i was sober, the club would of been a dive, the people would have...
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if there is anything better than booze, i havent heard about it!
i've just been drinking with buddies in an amazing club, met loads of interesting people, chatted to some very attractive women, and had a wicked laugh along the way..
all thanks to the modern elixir; ALCOHOL!
if i was sober, the club would of been a dive, the people would have...
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tilly:
I agree wholeheartedly with that statement!