TODAY'S MOMENT OF ZEN:
If I'm behind you, thinking your driving way to fucking slow... then you MUST be driving at the break-neck speed of Snail.
I was raised by my grandparents (for the most part) and my grandfather taught me how to drive. As we all know.. due to the generation gap, old folks drive in accordance to a speed limit that ceased to exist somewhere in the 50's. On top of that, I learned to drive in a 57' Chevy... then a Dodge Dart, then a Fiat, then a 58' Chevy. Sooooo now I've got the generation gap to contend with as well as learning in cars that are set on Cruise. Not Screaming Demon. The ending result? I drive like a grandma in a 58' Chevy. Safety First! Whenever we travel somewhere, Jason always drives, based on the fact that if I drive, it would take about 3x's as long to get where we're going. That's just how it is. I love fast cars, I love being in a car with people who drive Mock 9.. but for me, I just cruise along. It's just kind engrained in me that way. Anyway.. my (eventual) point to all this? This morning I was stuck behind someone that even annoyed me... and if I'm bugged by the speed... You KNOW that person is going fucking slow.
UMMMM..... ok.... so, if you need me- I'll be searching out some decaf. hahah *twitch*
If I'm behind you, thinking your driving way to fucking slow... then you MUST be driving at the break-neck speed of Snail.
I was raised by my grandparents (for the most part) and my grandfather taught me how to drive. As we all know.. due to the generation gap, old folks drive in accordance to a speed limit that ceased to exist somewhere in the 50's. On top of that, I learned to drive in a 57' Chevy... then a Dodge Dart, then a Fiat, then a 58' Chevy. Sooooo now I've got the generation gap to contend with as well as learning in cars that are set on Cruise. Not Screaming Demon. The ending result? I drive like a grandma in a 58' Chevy. Safety First! Whenever we travel somewhere, Jason always drives, based on the fact that if I drive, it would take about 3x's as long to get where we're going. That's just how it is. I love fast cars, I love being in a car with people who drive Mock 9.. but for me, I just cruise along. It's just kind engrained in me that way. Anyway.. my (eventual) point to all this? This morning I was stuck behind someone that even annoyed me... and if I'm bugged by the speed... You KNOW that person is going fucking slow.
UMMMM..... ok.... so, if you need me- I'll be searching out some decaf. hahah *twitch*
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brightredscream:
I'm a speed demon when I drive hahaha..I'm brutal and get impatient SO fast 
winnie:
Hey sexy lady your set went live when I was out of town! Congrats