I would like to make an announcement...
ahem... *tap tap* is this thing on? *tap tap*
meeee meee mee mee
*static* *clearing throat*
I... I REPEAT... I HATE THE NEW GIRL.
She drives me nutty. She's too young, too defiant... and just plain....fresh off the high school boat.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not the shining picture of maturity... helloooo, does anyone remember the hula pie outburst of uncontrollable giggles... but fucking hell.... this girl, has no less then 22 pictures of her boyfriend on her desk, 22 PICTURES... oh my god, I don't like anyone enough to post 22 photos of them...ARGH. I think that poking poeple with sticks should be an acceptable form of punishment. Double GRRR...... oh, two things, despite my tirade here... I'm in an amazingly good mood. For some reason, I seem to thrive on stress... I know- I don't get it either. The second thing that I have to admit, is that for all my hatred of pop-tart music, against my will... I just discovered that I really like that damn "Candyman" song that Christina Aguillera busted out with. I know.. I know... *thorwing up hands* living on the edge - I KNOW... by the way, first person to say something about me going soft, will get there ass kicked OR possibly... .. just bored to tears with tales of "back in the day" Fear me. hahahahhahahahaha
Here I come to save the day! On legal speed the american way.. .drinking coffee... drinking coffee.. drinking coffee evvvvveryyyy - daaaayyyyyyy ......
ahem... *tap tap* is this thing on? *tap tap*
meeee meee mee mee
*static* *clearing throat*
I... I REPEAT... I HATE THE NEW GIRL.
She drives me nutty. She's too young, too defiant... and just plain....fresh off the high school boat.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not the shining picture of maturity... helloooo, does anyone remember the hula pie outburst of uncontrollable giggles... but fucking hell.... this girl, has no less then 22 pictures of her boyfriend on her desk, 22 PICTURES... oh my god, I don't like anyone enough to post 22 photos of them...ARGH. I think that poking poeple with sticks should be an acceptable form of punishment. Double GRRR...... oh, two things, despite my tirade here... I'm in an amazingly good mood. For some reason, I seem to thrive on stress... I know- I don't get it either. The second thing that I have to admit, is that for all my hatred of pop-tart music, against my will... I just discovered that I really like that damn "Candyman" song that Christina Aguillera busted out with. I know.. I know... *thorwing up hands* living on the edge - I KNOW... by the way, first person to say something about me going soft, will get there ass kicked OR possibly... .. just bored to tears with tales of "back in the day" Fear me. hahahahhahahahaha
Here I come to save the day! On legal speed the american way.. .drinking coffee... drinking coffee.. drinking coffee evvvvveryyyy - daaaayyyyyyy ......

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acidevangelist:
Maybe you can sneak a bunny pic in her desk drawer. Or her glove box.
joanne:
there are parts in the back that are kinda orange. getting my hair to lighten wasnt the hard part, getting the red to stick was!