Monday Oct 03, 2005

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Mmm.
So what the fuck happened to me yesterday?



I remember going to ANOTHER red cross boot camp, under heavy rain. Having to put up a lot of inflatable tents.
Then, something happens, and i wake up like this.
*play "twilight zone theme" in the background*

Look at what they did to my pretty face.



(i mean to say, it used to be ugly, this new cut and blood addition surely made it a more pretty face now! girls will love me! and some guys too!)

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

What happened is that we got bored under the rain, and there was a team of makeup artists that work with the red cross in big boot camps, putting makeup on people so they look like real injured victims of this and that, so the instructors can see better what the examined guys would do with bleeding situations, or the very classic "i am ok, i am ok, nothing happened" situatin with a guy with a bone coming out of his elbow.
I saw the artists' job and, after we were done with boot camp, i asked to be their last "costumer" and do something quick to me. Everyone had a laugh, they made me drive the red cross van back to the hq... 10 miles more or less, god knows how many people saw me driving with blood over my face! LOL.





the artists underlined that mine was a rushed job. usually you can't really tell so obviously,that it's a fake. i saw their work yesterday, and
the broken wrists or slit throats were amazing!
next year i want to take the red-cross makeup artist course too, it lasts just 2 days and i end up doing this kind of stuff. you'll all love me then smile



this really saved a very boring and phisically draining day.
putting up nice inflatable tents under the rain is not much fun.
But hey, look at how cute the tent looks inside tongue



ahahah.
have a nice week!

p.

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