Three topics in this journal update 
1 - I forgot to say in my previous post: SEBASTIAN BACH HAS NO ASS! lol
I was standing behind him for some time in his dressing room, while he was taking pics with other people and the such, and i had a downright laugh seeing that the back of his jeans was totally empty! He is not "flat-assed" like most guys tend to be, he really has no ass at all! LOL. Try and notice it next time you see him around. Now you know why he didn't fall in the spandex trap back int he early nineties...
2 - I'm done listening to the 18 hours of the new Harry Potter audiobook. What to say... i found this the weakest of all the books, with a LOAD of fill-in chapters that were not useful at all. The juicy bits come int he last four chapters. All the rest is, as we say in italy, "fried air", ie rather useless. The chapter "will and won't", for instance, could have been summarized in a couple of very quick sentences. And so could have many other chapters. So, all in all, it was saved at the very last minute by the shocking ending chapters, filled with action (the whole book is totally actionless otherwise, nothing basically happens for most of it, not even a wand is drawn...), but the overlook judgement is a rather big disappointment. But it'll be interesting to see how the remaining two books will go, after the shocking end of this one. The basic structure of the previous 5 books may be drastically altered...
I personally think mrs Rowlings had a fine trilogy, then the editor assked her to split it in seven books, and she is trying to fill in huge holes with "fried air". Which sucks, really.
3 - I recently got curious about one thing i constantly get spammed with - pills that promise a 500% increase in the volume of your sperm. does anyone here know how they work? what kind of damage they do to the body? i have to say, i have a healthy dose spurting out whenever the occasion arises, but i got to think that it would be a wonderful practical joke if someone started to take these pills and suddenly spurt a river. LOL. the lenghts i'd go to, to have a huge laugh and play a prank! Imagine this yourself: if you're a guy who gets sucked off by a girl, and suddenly you spurt out what must be half a litre of cum, chokingher with surprise? LOL. or, you have sex with a condom (always have proteted sex, guys!), and then you pull it out and the condom is overflowing! LOL
erm, ok, i got carried away. blame it tot he heat and the excessive harry potter exposition (he gets to snog an horribly underage girl in the book! LOL).
stay beautiful.
p.
1 - I forgot to say in my previous post: SEBASTIAN BACH HAS NO ASS! lol
I was standing behind him for some time in his dressing room, while he was taking pics with other people and the such, and i had a downright laugh seeing that the back of his jeans was totally empty! He is not "flat-assed" like most guys tend to be, he really has no ass at all! LOL. Try and notice it next time you see him around. Now you know why he didn't fall in the spandex trap back int he early nineties...
2 - I'm done listening to the 18 hours of the new Harry Potter audiobook. What to say... i found this the weakest of all the books, with a LOAD of fill-in chapters that were not useful at all. The juicy bits come int he last four chapters. All the rest is, as we say in italy, "fried air", ie rather useless. The chapter "will and won't", for instance, could have been summarized in a couple of very quick sentences. And so could have many other chapters. So, all in all, it was saved at the very last minute by the shocking ending chapters, filled with action (the whole book is totally actionless otherwise, nothing basically happens for most of it, not even a wand is drawn...), but the overlook judgement is a rather big disappointment. But it'll be interesting to see how the remaining two books will go, after the shocking end of this one. The basic structure of the previous 5 books may be drastically altered...
I personally think mrs Rowlings had a fine trilogy, then the editor assked her to split it in seven books, and she is trying to fill in huge holes with "fried air". Which sucks, really.
3 - I recently got curious about one thing i constantly get spammed with - pills that promise a 500% increase in the volume of your sperm. does anyone here know how they work? what kind of damage they do to the body? i have to say, i have a healthy dose spurting out whenever the occasion arises, but i got to think that it would be a wonderful practical joke if someone started to take these pills and suddenly spurt a river. LOL. the lenghts i'd go to, to have a huge laugh and play a prank! Imagine this yourself: if you're a guy who gets sucked off by a girl, and suddenly you spurt out what must be half a litre of cum, chokingher with surprise? LOL. or, you have sex with a condom (always have proteted sex, guys!), and then you pull it out and the condom is overflowing! LOL
erm, ok, i got carried away. blame it tot he heat and the excessive harry potter exposition (he gets to snog an horribly underage girl in the book! LOL).
stay beautiful.
p.
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