saucer

This would make a great horror movie scene...

....me ripping my friends chest open and sewing his heart back together. Its more I could do, besides being an ear.

Its has been one of those days where I want to just put my fist through the wall.

Catch-22 is very entertaining. Thats it.

exscuse me, can I borrow your flame thrower....

because I believe some baby spiders have been hatched.

sorry to be self loathing...but I have a problem.

Where has the inspiration gone?
Where is peace?
Where is my confidence?
Am I doing this right?
Why do I look for you to pull me through?
Where is jason?
-Where is his spark?
-Where is his cool?
-Where is his balance?
Where is he accepted?
Why do I still feel alone among friends?
Why does...
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I should leave the art to the artists
I should leave the writing to the writers

I'll just play guitar and read.

Enought about the patch already


It clearly says on the box, if you experience vivid dreams while taking this product, don't wear at night. My dreams so far have been interesting( for me).

Dream #1
My drummer fucks Kristen.

Dream #2
don't remember too much about this one

Dream #3
I am in the kitchen making food or whatever and all of a sudden the...
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