Wednesday Dec 26, 2007

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My girlfriend got my a thong for Christmas. I'm not saying I love her, but I love her, you know what I'm saying?

I also got a badass Hendrix t-shirt.

Thursday Aug 23, 2007

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Movie Reviews!!!

Okay, so I've seen 2 new movies in the past couple weeks. Here are my reviews.

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Rush Hour 3. I'm not sure there's really a void of bad press for this movie, but I felt I had to weigh in on this. This movie was so atrocious, I really have to condense the movie into my personal synopsis. Here be...
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apollonia:

Dude, thanks.
I haven't seen RH3 and I think I'll spare myself. But you are damn right about Superbad. One of the best films I've seen in ages!

thewriter:

Baby, you know it. : D

Tuesday Jul 10, 2007

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--- I keep expecting to see a giant robot skating by.---


Okay, so.. Transformers. I saw it, I jizzed myself, I was left panting and splayed out like a $2 hooker.

That said, here are my beefs.

- Numero 1, the soundtrack blew ass. I remember the soundtrack from the cartoon movie from the 80's - cheesed out 80's metal, some Weird Al thrown in for...
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twinkie:

I think you should write regular movie reviews. AWESOME.

Saturday May 19, 2007

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Have any of you ever heard a song from the 20's called "The Fort Worth Stomp?" It's the dog's balls, and some friends and I are making the update.

"The New Fort Worth Stomp," coming soon, brought to you by MC Timebomb, Pimp Doubt, and DJ Detonate.

Thursday May 10, 2007

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--- This Type Love---

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5WgmbMW7Ek

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I wanna love like, me thinkin of you thinkin of me thinkin of you type love or, me tellin my friends more than I've ever admitted to myself about how I feel about you type love or, hating how jealous you are but loving how much you want me all to yourself type love or...
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Wednesday May 02, 2007

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Hey yall, I'm a Texas boy. I get crunk. I think you're pretty. Let's hug.
frost:

ooh...lets hug!
:hugs you:
kiss