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I am sick....
I have an ear infection that is probably flu otitis interna, with my luck....
I am in pain, feverish, grumpy, and sad.....
Cheer me up?

I am self-medicating with the following:

























Makes me feel little better......

Newly edited, for your viewing pleasure:

I AM A MOTHERFUKIN FORCE OF NATURE.

I was having a low-confidence day, so I decided to go punish myself by running, which is my usual massochistic habit when I am down... Normally, I push myself to jog 4 miles at a steady pace, keeping my heart rate in that 'not quite exploding' cardio target zone.

However, today I...
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I love sex, in all its forms. I can also make the same statement about nudity and porn.... I love everything from modest cleavage and tame burlesque to pin ups, to henetai, full on gynecological type vag shots to BDSM and hardcore... Im very appreciative of all the variety.

However, my favorite happens to be striptease.... There are few things that get me going better...
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During the latest of an ongoing 'what is your next planned tattoo' debate, I mentioned wanting a collage of my favorite children's book illustrations.... to pay homage to my former career as well as my seriously geeky book fetish.... and I mentioned the book "The Giving Tree" by Shel Silverstein... It is among my favorites, but I am a little wary of how the illustrations...
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In my nomadic life, there are many things and many people I have left behind.

Moving from place to place I have developed a system of what I should take, and what should stay.

The people in my life are much the same as library books. My mind and my life are made richer by them, yet I know they are not mine to keep....
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So here is the question:
What goes on in a mans mind when he decides to sexually proposition a woman on the street at 2:00 in the afternoon?

Case in point-

I was walking to a job interview the other day, in a busy New York neighborhood, and was verbally berated by several men who took it upon themselves to suggest varied ways in which...
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Temptation.........

There is an abundance of thoughts racing through my brain, which I cannot be rid of no matter how I try. I could compare them to an infection, spreading through my psyche with rapid onset of symptoms, yet that would not be the best description, because an infection may be treated, and heals over time, or causes the sweet relief of death. These thoughts...
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Ok so I am SUPER EXCITED about everything coming up.....

Rolling out to see DJ JennCity aka jennifer arroyo at 3 of cups tomorrow.... she is awesome and I can't wait

I'm going to go watch my girl Shanni rock out at the Knitting Factory on Saturday Nite

Tattoo Convention is this weekend!!!!!!

I have interviews at TWO different dungeons to become a Dominatrix

The...
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Haven't posted in a while..... life just gets so crazy! I have been busy traveling to D.C. and North Carolina.... I finally got to meet my nephew who was born on my birthday... in freaking August! It sucks that he was 9 months old before I even met him, but it was worth the wait... He is BEAUTIFUL! I am infatuated, and he is the...
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I love ink. I got a new tattoo Saturday.... well, the outline anyway.

It is the start of a full sleeve.... eventually it will be deciduous leaves turning fall colors, down my arm. I have to get it done in sections due to my active work life...... more to come!