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Beautiful day. Good things are happening. Got promoted. I am happy.







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Having big feelings. My heart is against me and it emotes mercilessly, driving me to my knees in crushing pain and spinng confusion.

Funniest thing I have seen in a LONG time. I am thinking about trying this out at work.

I am sort of obsessed with Silversun Pickups lately. I love their sound, and the lyrics seem to be hitting a nerve for me.

This song makes me think of someone very special

First: Thank you all so much for all the wonderful support and comments on my first photoset!! I am blown away with the response, because I did not expect it to go so well!!! I am slowly responding to the emails and friend requests..

Second: I have decided to go with a hybrid of the two book challenges, simply because I am a delightful combination...
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I am getting my coworkers gift cards for Babeland. I am the ghost of Christmas orgasm.

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p.s. I am infatuated with

Dear lovely readers,

Im feeling a little better thanks to the concerted efforts of someone very special, (thank you love) and have been bolstered and cheered up by friends.. supportive ones and pervy ones. All the issues are still there, but now I feel like I can divide and conquer instead of being overwhelmed.

Someone asked me to post a Christmas list, so here are...
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Friend Purge


Ok- friend purge done. I went a little crazy, so if you feel you were purged in error, please let me know.

As a thoroughly Southern woman who is throwing her first NYC Thanksgiving, I am worked into a cleaning and cooking frenzy that would make my little red headed Grandmama proud.


House clean? Check

Dogs bathed? Check

Shopping done? Check

Free turkey carried home? Check

Bread rising? Check

Guests confirmed? Check

Nervous breakdown? TBD



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I am so tired and lethargic.

But I cant sleep.


This is terrible.


I feel ill.


Yuck.

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