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I AM A MOTHERFUKIN FORCE OF NATURE.

I was having a low-confidence day, so I decided to go punish myself by running, which is my usual massochistic habit when I am down... Normally, I push myself to jog 4 miles at a steady pace, keeping my heart rate in that 'not quite exploding' cardio target zone.

However, today I hate myself just a little more than usual, and I just added 'Eye of the Tiger' to my Gym MIx, so I figured I would see how much farther I could go.....

SIX G-DAMNED MILES

hellz yeah!! I am one badass bitch!

You may be saying to yourself, 'well, lots of people can run way more than that' or 'gee, does she want a medal?'

If you are thinking these thoughts... GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG... you suck donkey ass.

Besides, six miles for a chubby girl is like twenty for a skinny one.. at least in MY mind... plus skinny girls dont need sports bras designed by NASA.....

So, I ran my cellulite-y grapefruit looking ass off, and am now allowing my poor shocked muscles some rest, so that they can do the same thing tomorrow.

*On a slightly related note, I now have gumby legs, and am certain I pulled an ass muscle

* On another slightly related note, I think I am getting a migraine.

YAY FOR FITNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps. I added some goofy face photos to my album, because I have a VERY goofy face... I also took some full body random shots because SOMEONE asked me to because SOMEONE does not believe I am as short and porky as I claim to be....... (as to my height, check out my guitar pic. It is a standard acoustic and it looks huge next to me....)




~Satire