Tired like some sort of bear. That's me. Tired The Bear. I dunno why I always think of bears when I'm tired. Is that even normal ? Who even thinks that way. I'm going nuts, MAN. On the edge.
So I have this crazy guy who's been calling me and threatens me. It's all under control, ze polize and phone company are ON IT. I think he's bluffing anyway. But I'm Sleepless in Some City That's Not Seattle. Every night-time noise makes me sit bolt upright in bed until I realise the noise I heard was my heart trying to explode. I'm a zombie with ants in it's pants.
Thanks to my queenie for the love-a-thon.
It's been a boobiehead of a week. Make it stop, thanks. 
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Edited to say: How much of a whinger am I? How embarrassing. Feel free to beat me senseless.
Everyone go tell Ratboy that Lurkin' is for Gherkins.
So I have this crazy guy who's been calling me and threatens me. It's all under control, ze polize and phone company are ON IT. I think he's bluffing anyway. But I'm Sleepless in Some City That's Not Seattle. Every night-time noise makes me sit bolt upright in bed until I realise the noise I heard was my heart trying to explode. I'm a zombie with ants in it's pants.
Thanks to my queenie for the love-a-thon.
It's been a boobiehead of a week. Make it stop, thanks.
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Edited to say: How much of a whinger am I? How embarrassing. Feel free to beat me senseless.
Everyone go tell Ratboy that Lurkin' is for Gherkins.
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Everyone's having crazy dreams at the moment, or at least posting about them. I wonder if mine had anything to do with the pork balls in my soup.
They had such terrified expressions on as I was chasing them.