Got the BEST xmas present today....PORN. I'm not going to stop looking at it, endless website of possibilities. I have energy drinks, I can do it!
Got to see a good friend today (bearer of said porn) and got some lunch....too short of a time, not much hanging out unfortunately.
Got to see another friend leave...for a long while. It left a giant lump in thee stomach. I know the return will bring all things terrible. I have two weeks to prep. You got me in a stranglehold baby....
Got to ask Santa for a herd of adorable emo boys for xmas...I love me some little boys in little pants. YUM.
Back to thee porn.
Got to see a good friend today (bearer of said porn) and got some lunch....too short of a time, not much hanging out unfortunately.
Got to see another friend leave...for a long while. It left a giant lump in thee stomach. I know the return will bring all things terrible. I have two weeks to prep. You got me in a stranglehold baby....
Got to ask Santa for a herd of adorable emo boys for xmas...I love me some little boys in little pants. YUM.
Back to thee porn.
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didnt show up for my bday. whats with that??? i was expecting a highly sexual spatula? whatever that means.
how are you? we havent talked in a while. lets go get a few beers and tell descriptive details of our woes.
much love
evan
yaaah for porn