Friday Sep 19, 2008

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I made an appointment for someone today named " Woody Rash".
I also filled out a gift card form for someone who wanted the note to read " to a milf, and lover of pearl necklaces."
An odd day, overall.
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captain_midnight:
lol....lover of pearl necklaces. Interesting.
charlatan:
Wow. How unfortunate for Mr. Rash. Some people are handed a crap from the start.

That other guy sounds like a real romantic. whatever

Friday Sep 12, 2008

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My final class for my M.A. has begun. My professor has not broken down in class, but has an air about him of wistfulness and wisdom that he did not have before. He also now has a tattoo. He swears frequently, saying
" excuse the expression" every time.
My new boobs seem to have settled down into their new home. I can now perform any...
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captain_midnight:
That's very cool, I'm really interested in religion too. So what's there to know about St Paul Park? All I know is that there's an oil refinery and a big junkyard.
captain_midnight:
I don't know anything about South St Paul, other than its where all the stockyards were and all the gangsters used to hang out in the 30s. I'm originally from St Cloud, which is even less exciting...haha

Sunday Sep 07, 2008

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Just returned from our Salon's meeting about a Halloween fashion show we are participating in... " Women of Horror". As a model for the show, I was hoping to be able to somehow display my new boobs. To my dismay, I was designated to portray " Malificent" from Sleeping Beauty. Another dream crushed. Still should be interesting though... they will give me horns to wear,...
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sarianna:
I will post it... it's a benefit..so good things will come of it
hor:

Shouldn't you be looking forward to watching a professor breakdown in class?? That'd make my day.

Wednesday Sep 03, 2008

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Have you ever thought that you had extinguished a negative trait only to see it flame up, suddenly, out of the embers? I guess all my negative trait needed was for someone to blow its smoldering coals, making it manifest, never extinguished to begin with.
For such a long time I hadn't experienced that pulsing, anxious fury that used to course through me when I...
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sindri:
anger is very hard to control once it is out there. i try to stay of issues that get mine going but at times, certain people just know which buttons to push exactly and it is off.
it sucks to know that we all posses this ability and at some point or another we do lose control. i guess the only thing we can do about it is remember how we are when these time arise and try to take the necessary steps to prevent it.

hope you and your "new friends" are doing well gorgeous!
sick:
Of course you don't feel the need to show off. But it's fun, isn't it? wink

Besides, in relation to the Northern and Southern Kingdoms and 300 years after Jesus and such, you should be at least a little proud that you know about something of which I know almost nothing. It's not something that happens to me very often. Not that I'm showing off, or saying you have a lack of knowledge, or anything of that sort. I just know more stuff than is good for me.

Comprehensive exams, huh? Geez, I wish I were back in school!

Wednesday Sep 03, 2008

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After dreaming about Conan O'Brien, the next night I dreamt of Johnny Depp. But as he was about the kiss me, he turned into Conan O' Brien. I was pleased.

The next night I dreamt that Matthew McConaughey wanted to give me a hug. As I find him repulsive, I declined.
I told him to put on a shirt and comb his hair, the damn...
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sick:
When I think of Matthew McConaughey, it will always be in the role of Wooderson in Dazed and Confused.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

How's your week going so far?

Saturday Aug 30, 2008

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Last night I dreamt that a Mexican man came to our house, urging us to sign a petition to destroy a certain type of Minnesotan bird, because whenever the bird tweeted it sounded like it was saying " Militia".... hence the bird was inadvertently supporting the war in Iraq.
I told the man on no uncertain terms to leave. It wasn't the bird's fault that...
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stoopiddog:
damn mexicans with their hidden agendas!

the O'Brien parts wasn't a dream though...
lillithvain:

Yes, you are getting a message that everyone else who left a message on my set is getting.

Why? Because I don't have great internet capabilities but I still want to say thank you.

Because: You are appreciated and I am humbled by the nice comment you left on my new set "Gone with the Wind".

Thank you.
xoxoxoxo

Tuesday Aug 26, 2008

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All of the members of the neighborhood dog society are currently barking, braying, howling, or yipping, creating a cacophony that will soon force me to relinquish my PETA membership, and buy clothing only made from some sort of animal product. Fur pantaloons. Leather socks, with sinew to tie back my hair.
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malloreigh:
i found possum fur nipple warmers (pasties!) in new zealand. you could totally rock them.
sarianna:

possum fur is easier on the nipples than coarse bear or otter fur.

Monday Aug 25, 2008

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I tried on my old clothes.Giant boobs create a new wardrobe. Everything looks different. So instead of buying a new wardrobe, spend $6,000 on boobs! In this economy, it would be the wisest choice.
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kilcher:
Well, they definitely have powers but I'm thinking the exact opposite of evil. love

P.S. to your P.S. Hence my answer to the Pingeonhole profile question. I like what I like. wink
sindri:
hehe smile you're so wise biggrin

Monday Aug 25, 2008

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thecementrooster:
That is one fantastic beast!! I'm with you on cheerios.. but the name.. it kinda pisses me off.. too British for me.. don't get my wrong i had my spice girls crush.. but what if it were more American.. like "HELL-0s" now that's a frightening good way to start your morning!!.. wow i just read this and honestly its the most ridiculous thing Ive typed all month.. and in a way I'm pretty proud of that! skull
sick:
I plan on getting a Newfoundland myself. But Danes are good, friendly dogs.

I also want to raise, not sheep, but goats. And donkeys. Maybe chickens, although I don't really like chickens. They're kind of scary, you know?

Monday Aug 25, 2008

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My Dog

My Great Dane, Orpheo is staring at me with doleful brown eyes. Why do dogs appear so mournful?
Or is it that they are disgusted? Disgusted that they can't feast on dirty socks, disgusted that they can't sniff the aroma of my friends' crotch, disgusted that there are squirrels, ripe for the killing, that they can't clumsily chase. If I were a dog,...
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