Me + Alcohol at work functions = watch out!
To celebrate the kickoff of our next sales campaign, I drank myself into oblivion at the work party today (not hard to do since I'm such a lightweight: Two glasses of wine and I'm climbing the walls... or sleeping under the table
)
On the way back to the office, there was some macho hardass in a hawaiian shirt walking down the sidewalk with a huge bottle of Mountain Dew in one hand and a pack of toilet paper in the other. I'm not exactly why, but all of us in the car thought that was the funniest thing we ever saw. Hardass turned his head toward us and saw four drunkards in a car laughing hysterically and pointing at him. I'm thinking that might have been the high point of our (and his) day.
To celebrate the kickoff of our next sales campaign, I drank myself into oblivion at the work party today (not hard to do since I'm such a lightweight: Two glasses of wine and I'm climbing the walls... or sleeping under the table
)
On the way back to the office, there was some macho hardass in a hawaiian shirt walking down the sidewalk with a huge bottle of Mountain Dew in one hand and a pack of toilet paper in the other. I'm not exactly why, but all of us in the car thought that was the funniest thing we ever saw. Hardass turned his head toward us and saw four drunkards in a car laughing hysterically and pointing at him. I'm thinking that might have been the high point of our (and his) day.
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