sarahphina

oooo...how about a klutzy girl, that keeps on falling, and her clothes keep on getting ripped, so she just tears them off....

it just came to me.....
i know, i know....i'm a genius...

haha. i couldn't even type that with a straight face....

i just went through the same thing with mine. I couldn't understand what was going on, and got angry and broke up. But we worked it out.
Maybe you will too...

The man in me wants you to be happy and ok.
But the guy in me doesn't want to prevent you from being a hot lesbian....
we are all perverts i guess....

Plus...when you and i are dominating the world through oreo's...you can have tons of boy toys...

yes i am...yes i am...

yeah, everything will work out. Wherever you are is perfect, they say. Everything for a reason.....

Yeah, i'm excited for it. It's not a boxer though, it's actually a boston terrier. it hard to get brown ones....but it's a boston.

i'm being told i have to name it elliot...
but oreo is definately the next one's name...

don't forget discussing world domination through new oreo flavours...

hahaha. i get my temper from my father too...
that and the radiation experimant gone wrong...

i have an anger problem too....

except i always black out. and when i wake up...i'm somewhere else...and my shirt is gone, and my pants are ripped....

i dunno....

i know....the look on some people's faces when i flat out told them no.....it was great. especially the girls who thought they were guaranteed one because they dress slutty, and came on to me....
I am Conan...destroyer of pedastils......

I used to have big anger problems actually. I still have a bit of a temper....
don't be fooled by the laid back caribbean exterior...

aww...poor thing...
i wish i could join for the oreo's, coffee and cigarette i won't tell anybody about... but i suppose i'll just go some place closer...

p.s- i can absorb by osmosis...sucka...

our work is a gift to human-kind....

the world needs more oreo flavours...

hehe...

ive been wrapped in a blanket, sitting infront of a fire, for the last few days.

Im starting to consider wearing a blanket to work

did you get the emailed ones?

hahaha. next time i bump into my 16 year old self, i'll tell him what you said.

A homeless guy that thinks he was abducted by aliens? I thought those onle existed in movies.....that must be a gem of a conversation....i am completely jealous.

I live on random people stories....

Sorry to hear you are busy. I hate being busy. I like to be lesiurely occupied. If i'm too busy....i can't write...
Maybe that's why people keep on dumping things on me.....

I know absoloutely nothing about colorado. Other than it's cold. But i hope you have a good time. You're going to school there right?


My grandfather used to pick me up from pre-school by singing "i am calling you" from the car. And if you're wondering what song that is...it's the one in mars attacks that they use to kill the martians...



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yeah, it turned out hilarious. I was the only one wearing anything remotely different from green. Most of the people i talked to weren't irish decent, but the few i did meet, i just started telling irish jokes. It was great!

The date didn't go well. She was highly annoying....plus she didn't see what was so great about oreo's....

I imagine your reunions must be on par with mine....trinidadians don't do anything without alcohol...so we relate very well to the irish...hahaha

I would miss california too. I like the warm. I very much miss my caribbean island, especially when it is cold. I haven't been to much of california. I want to go down again soon.

Soooo......you live in a bowl?

Coffee and Cigarettes was a bad movie for me.
It compltely ruined my latest attempt at stopping smoking.
Whatever though...Live fast...death comes early.

She just uped and moved out? Was it over the exibitionist fandango they were constantly performing?
Good for you either way...

Toodles is not a funny word....i use it all the time. But then again i'm insane...so.

There will be more photos to come soon. Since i'm on a break from the writing, i've had time to sort through some pics. So i'll bring you more rocking captions shortly.

i'm not a fan of pie at all....
But i am a carrot cake fiend....
I will eat the whole thing and not share...

how twas the date?

i know you're pissed off about it....maybe not seeing as it is a few days later....but i can't help laughing. I can't tell if it's cause of the way you described the situation, or the fact that i used to go through the same thing, and am cruely amused that it happens to other people.

either way....i feel your pain. and it makes me laugh.

computer hate all humans. it isn't specific to you and yours. this is why we don't give them intelligence, cause they will certainly kill us. Bastards....
I did however get to destroy my tv the other day with an axe handle. That was fun and liberating. now i just need a new tv.

Everythings is over with the friend. All issues solved and such. I apologised and all, Even though i was right.

I ate some double stuff oreo's today, and thought of you. The oreos made my day.

Nothing else to report really. I've been spending all waking hours writing. maybe i'll be more exciting this weekend.

hope your packing is going well. I hate it. procrastination is key in chores like that.

i send you a high-five.

The fact that i sound like you, just shows your immeasurably good taste....hahaha

Yeah, the sound of people fucking (especially ones you know) doesn't fit into my choice of rise-and-shine music either.
The part that made my forehead crinkle the most, is the whole hands-on activities when you're trying to watch tv. There's the entire place, but they choose to do it right next to you.
I hated when that happened to me.
Completely ruined an entire episode of Family Guy.

I've got about 176 pages of the first draft done. I have no idea how many more to go.

p.s- i don't know where your morning coffee is....i hope it turns up soon...

woo hoo....someone that agrees with me on Oprah

firstly, how long should i wait to apologise? Should i wait a few days and let her cool down? This just happened yesterday. Or the day before, depending on when you read this.

Hahaa.....oreo withdrawls.....just wait until there are coconut oreos...then you'll be in trouble.

oh, and a verizon ad just played on the TV behind me.

I really want to do some surfing in california. I really want to go out to Cortez bank and try some tow in.
I've been surfing since i was 6, and i'm still not a good surfer. It doesn't help that there are no waves here, so i haven't decently surfed in 5 years.
And i think it's a rule that you can't be from the caribbean and not like fish. it's a law somewhere. i'm sure of it.

I hate 'em too...but i would hate it more if i had to clean it up.

It costs more for torn up jeans than proper ones?

Anyways. I love how we've bonded through Oreo's....
They are getting crazy. I wouldn't be suprised if you told me they were coming out with bubble-gum oreos. Maybe we could pitch them coconut flavour oreos!!