I dislike my ex girlfriend very much, but I was so close to sleeping with her today.
Shame on me, I know having sleep with your ex is never a bright idea, but I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexually frustrated right now that I want fuck her until I get lock jaw!
Awwww! why oh why do I date woman who are emotionally straved, emotionally unavalible, and/or emotionally confused? Hell, I know what i want out of a relationship, so I put all that I can into it, but I always get the short end of the tampon. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I am so done with the "head case" girlfriends.
I just want someone who knows who there are and where they going, I swear with my track records I was asking for some outlandish girlfriend standard! Oooooooooooooooooooooh! I need to get laid
On a brighter note, I am getting my stomach or maybe my ribs tattooed this weekend
Which ever area I decide the tattoo will be huge and awesome!
![blackeyed](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/punch.6a3d8a00b8f8.gif)
![eeek](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/eek.c88c4a705be2.gif)
![puke](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/puke.3724b71956e4.gif)
![frown](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/frown.cec081026989.gif)
![EL SUICIDO LOCO](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/lucha.214fe93ffdb9.gif)
![biggrin](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/biggrin.b730b6165809.gif)
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that's a very lovely image.
But, yeah, I think you should cut all ties to her. Seriously, is she THAT good in bed!?!?!
XO