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Sunday Jul 31, 2005

Jul 31, 2005
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Here come the two day weekends! Finally, work is slowing down again and I have a full weekend to relax tongue . I have also recently relocated which is also nice wink . Got a lot of stuff going on (weddings, parties, birthdays, drinking biggrin ) you know. Good times!

Now, I give you a fair warning. A dirty joke is about to be told. eeek tongue

My friend tells a joke where he says, "I walked in on my grandparents having sex, now I can't eat raisins anymore." Then he adds, "Not because they were wrinkley. It's because he was shoving raisins in her pussy." puke
eeek

I just thought that was hillarious!
allycat_13:
And what else is funny: I'm eating Raisin Bran! tongue
What do you do for work?
Yay for weekends off! biggrin

[Edited on Jul 31, 2005 4:27PM]
Jul 31, 2005
xcdat:
Hope you can still make it, but I need to reschedule the party for the 26th.
Aug 3, 2005

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