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Thursday Jul 22, 2004

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Sometime about mid-afternoon, while I was contemplating on the fullness of my tummy and wondering if I deserved a Milkyway, Mr. S texted and left me feeling like I had to thank him for changing my mind about the chocolate. One super sweet thing at lunchtime is sufficient, really.

You have SMS!: I believe in shower and keep not spoil and toss.

You have sent SMS!: How have the spoils been of late then? Any trouble making up your mind on who first to toss. Perhaps its time for Detox, showers are too inefficient.

I was rather shocked when I got that. Shower and keep not, spoil and toss? But that went against the whole image you were trying to impress about yourself upon me. Wow, thank you for the honesty.

Apparently, due to the draught of punctuation apparent in his texts, I had mis-read it. The situation as interpreted by me was as follows: Wake up in the morning thinking, shit, whos the chick in my bed. Get her to shower while getting a scrub down yourself, because you feel filthy that youd binged on sex once again.

Shower and keep not, spoil her then toss her. Fantastic.

I supposed he got mildly alarmed at my reply, because, apparently shower and keep not spoil and toss was supposed to read with a comma before the not, not after. (For visual effect: Shower and keep, not spoil and toss.) So the meanings entirely different now. Shower with gifts and keep the girl, not spoil her and leave her for the dump.
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Jul 23, 2004
makemealive:
you are SMOKIN HOT !!! thank you for sharing your pic`s and art .. looking forward to seeing more !!! love love
Jul 24, 2004

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