I guess I will give this another shot! This is my second Blog ever and the first was more of a question. So my Blog will be more of a joke dialogue. So here goes the first. Enjoy.
There are two young business owners in Moscow Russia. It happens to come up on the most popular evening of the week for business, Firday night and they are short of staff! This business these young owners are operating is a Brothel. So with a lack of attractive staff and more beds they started to discuss options to keep business flowing for the night.
After a few rounds one of the men came up with an idea " I got it!! Lets go down the street to the local sex store and purchase a female blow up?" after a few "I don't think this is going to fly" they decide on subsitute plastic being the only option.
So they purchased a female blow up and put her in a room. The first client of the night walked in with limited funds, so after some negotiation they sent him on his way to the room with the fake female, hoping the customer would not catch on.
The Brothel Mgr was then asked to remain near by to monitor the activity and if success was acheived. After about 20mins of pacing no sign of the gent? Another 10min went by? Then at 40min the gent pops out. The Mgr notices a look of strange on the gents face.
He asks "So how was it sir???" and the gent replies:
"It was great but the weirdess thing happen!!!! I bit her in the tit, she blew a far, and flew out of the window!!!"
There are two young business owners in Moscow Russia. It happens to come up on the most popular evening of the week for business, Firday night and they are short of staff! This business these young owners are operating is a Brothel. So with a lack of attractive staff and more beds they started to discuss options to keep business flowing for the night.
After a few rounds one of the men came up with an idea " I got it!! Lets go down the street to the local sex store and purchase a female blow up?" after a few "I don't think this is going to fly" they decide on subsitute plastic being the only option.
So they purchased a female blow up and put her in a room. The first client of the night walked in with limited funds, so after some negotiation they sent him on his way to the room with the fake female, hoping the customer would not catch on.
The Brothel Mgr was then asked to remain near by to monitor the activity and if success was acheived. After about 20mins of pacing no sign of the gent? Another 10min went by? Then at 40min the gent pops out. The Mgr notices a look of strange on the gents face.
He asks "So how was it sir???" and the gent replies:
"It was great but the weirdess thing happen!!!! I bit her in the tit, she blew a far, and flew out of the window!!!"