I date women younger than me because their value system isn't based on a Coach purse.
Drinking, gambling, and women. Stealing hearts and playing with guns.
craftygrrl:
Thanks for the lovely album comment!
sandydunes:
You're definitely welcome and amazingly beautiful.
Suicide Girls has really stepped it up lately. I'm liking what I see.
You can't touch this.
I'm attempting to be inconspicuous in my plane seat as I shift around trying to feel whether or not I shit my pants a little when I coughed.
Your sobriety checkpoint is my Dukes of Hazzard ramp.
I plan on barfing a rainbow of colors on New Years Eve.
I want to rub shortbread cookies all over my bare stomach and wish that Christmas time will never end.
Any Christmas song recorded after 1968 sucks a dalmations dick.
Just watched The Wrestler finally. Holy shit, what a depressing fucking movie. I felt like sucking on a tailpipe as the credits started rolling. Marisa Tomei all stripper like is a gift that keeps on giving in my mind...
samanthaleigh:
Thanks for the picture comment hun
I'm a man's man, but sensitive like a gay male friend who works at Sephora.
From John Wayne to drinking out of a sippy cup in less than a generation.