samothrace

LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE AND SILLY MY KITTY IS!!!

Oh darlin! You can't fit in that box!!!!

I love him!!!







Now, heres another random quiz thing-a-ma-bobber, just...for....you!!
(and well, me... cuase im bored and neglecting my homework...... )


HOW SLEAZY ARE YOU?

Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? YES, i laugh a lot...
Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? NO
Ever tried alcohol? YES, as would notice if you looked at my photos of Halloween friday....
Ever been drunk? YES, again you would also notice that from the pictures of me on halloween (among other nights...)
Ever play drinking games? YES
Ever fall down because you drank too much? YES... not that I'm proud of that...
Ever drink enogh to throw up? YES, but only a couple times...
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person : the first time I got drunk, I got really drunk... it was also the first time that I smoked pot... and yes... I threw-up on the dog a little bit
Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? Somewhat lol, Ive never forgotten everything, but things have gone foggy from time to time....
Ever been forceably removed from a bar? NO! Bars love me!
Ever participated in/finishd a pub crawl? NO
Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week Generally only one or two nights a week... but yes... sometimes three or four....
Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? NO
Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? YES, YES, YES
Do you do drugs regularly? Used to smoke pot about 5-7 days a week, but not so much anymore...
Ever bought soft drugs? Ive never spent more than $10 on drugs in my life...and thats in total...
Ever sell drugs? NO
Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? NO
Ever used hallucinogens? Mushrooms
Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? NO
Ever been on a date? YES
Ever been felt up, groped? YES and I liked it!
bonus: to orgasm Mhmm!
Ever had sexual intercourse? Oh yeah baby
Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? Of course, who would want to ever shower alone?
Ever paid for sex?NO
Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? Only someone I was already seeing... so I don't know if that counts... I'll say yes!
Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? NO, but I do believe that the opposite has happened...
Ever engage in oral sex? Why yes of course! What a silly question!
bonus: to orgasm Obviously!
Ever engage in anal sex? Mhmm...
--bonus: to orgasm Well... I didn't...
Ever engage in th 69 position? YES
Ever contract an STD? NO!
Ever had sex without a contraceptive? YES
Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? NO
Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? ...YES
Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?...YES
Ever had sex in a public place? 'Tis my favourite!
Ever had carpet burns inrelation to a sexual act? YES
Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? YES, more than once....
Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? YES
Ever used sex toys? YES
Ever pass out during sex? LOL GOD NO
Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? NO, and I don't really plan on... doesn't sound like it'd be much fun...
Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? YES
Ever bought something in a sex shop? YES
Ever licked or have someone lick:
---an eyeball-NO, what the hell kinda question is this?
---toes-GOD NO, i hate feet!
Ever have sex with a relative? EW NO!!! NO NO NO!!
Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? LOL NO
Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? NO not so much!
Ever been arrested? NO


So... according to the "scoring method" I have a score of 132 out of 200, which describes me as :

"ENJOYING LIFE TO THE MAX!!!"

( which places me right between "Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt" and "You're a danger to society, who let you out on a day pass?")



so there we go....


how sleazy are you???????