Long, but funny as an M-80 shoved up a politicians ass!!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DRUNKARD IF....
Your name is the police code for public intoxication.
After your fifth drink, you're like Don Juan with the ladies: They Don Juan nothing to do with you.
You suspect that water, taken in small quantities, isn't all that dangerous.
You occasionally have meals with your wine.
You...
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