This just needed a re-post!
1. whats your name spelt backwards?
xob hcnum
2. What did you do last night?
Got hammied, watched "Strange Brew", and passed out.
3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Porn
4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
I've even been thinking about walking through the mall doing just that making people think I'm weird. Not that I need help in that department, but I like scaring children.
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
Last year.
6. What are you wearing?
Banana hammock, pasties, and a beanie.
7. How many cars have you owned?
Hang on....4 cars and 4 trucks. I have 1 of the cars and 3 of the trucks right now.
8. Type of music you dislike most?
Caliope
9. Are you registered to vote?
Yes I am. I usually don't though, since I am against uninformed voting and I am usually blissfully oblivous to the social climate.
10. Do you have cable?
Jumper or Cat 5? Cuz I gots both!
11. What kind of computer do you use?
A vintage Toshiba that weighs a ton.
12. Ever made a prank phone call?
I am the King of the prank call! But I only use my powers when needed.
13. You like anyone right now?
I certainly do! Women!
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Skydiving. I don't trust bungees
15. Furthest place you ever traveled?
Jersey and Hawaii are tied.
16.Do you have a garden?
A magical place I like to call... the yahd!
17. What's your favorite comic strip?
Calvin and Hobbs
18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem?
And I can sing them beautifully. Especially in a 4 part a'capella harmony.
19. Shower, morning or night?
Whenever my balls feel like they need refreshment.
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Strange Brew!!
21. Favorite pizza toppings?
Everything but fish.
22. Chips or popcorn?
My popcorn.
23. What cell phone provider do you have?
Cingular but why the hell would you care?
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
WTF?! Peanut shells?! I just might give it a whirl after conferring with my people.
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
How would you like to see my ass?
26. Orange Juice or apple?
What the F*** is Juice?! I want apple drink! It's greeennnnnn!!
27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
Some dude named Victor. He was cool. I had a craving for Berth 55 Seafood and we ended-up bullshitting while waiting for our food and continued the conversation over out repast of rediculously good food.
28. favorite chocolate bar?
Leroy's on Green street
29. Who is your longest friend and how long?
I've never asked my buds how "Long" they are, you sick bastard!!!
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
31. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yup
32.Favorite artist?
I don't play favorites.
33. Favorite computer game?
Red Aler-HEY!!! What'd I just say?!
34. Ever ordered from an infomercial?
I lack the required lameness
35. Sprite or 7-UP?
Diet Sierra Mist (or "Diet Slice" as was originally known to me)
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?
I'm in the Military, what the hell do you think?
37. Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
Painkillers for my cracked rib when I was in Jersey
38. Ever thrown up in public?
I'm Irish-scots and Mexican, you do the math.
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
Being a millionaire would definately make it easier to find true love. Well, as long as the money was kept secret, anyway.
40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Most definitely! After seeing the selection, I wanted to marry the girl behind that bar in Philly!
41.Can exes just be friends?
Yeah, but it can sometimes take a while.
42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
Don't remember.
43. Did you have long hair as a young kid?
In High School
44. What message is on your voicemail machine?
I forgot.
45. Where would you like to go right now?
The bathroom
46. What was the name of your first pet?
Murphy
47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?
DaKine Heli-pro with CD's in it.
48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone?
Ma
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
I have hair
50. What do you think about most?
Sex....What?!
1. whats your name spelt backwards?
xob hcnum
2. What did you do last night?
Got hammied, watched "Strange Brew", and passed out.
3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Porn
4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
I've even been thinking about walking through the mall doing just that making people think I'm weird. Not that I need help in that department, but I like scaring children.
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
Last year.
6. What are you wearing?
Banana hammock, pasties, and a beanie.
7. How many cars have you owned?
Hang on....4 cars and 4 trucks. I have 1 of the cars and 3 of the trucks right now.
8. Type of music you dislike most?
Caliope
9. Are you registered to vote?
Yes I am. I usually don't though, since I am against uninformed voting and I am usually blissfully oblivous to the social climate.
10. Do you have cable?
Jumper or Cat 5? Cuz I gots both!
11. What kind of computer do you use?
A vintage Toshiba that weighs a ton.
12. Ever made a prank phone call?
I am the King of the prank call! But I only use my powers when needed.
13. You like anyone right now?
I certainly do! Women!
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Skydiving. I don't trust bungees
15. Furthest place you ever traveled?
Jersey and Hawaii are tied.
16.Do you have a garden?
A magical place I like to call... the yahd!
17. What's your favorite comic strip?
Calvin and Hobbs
18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem?
And I can sing them beautifully. Especially in a 4 part a'capella harmony.
19. Shower, morning or night?
Whenever my balls feel like they need refreshment.
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Strange Brew!!
21. Favorite pizza toppings?
Everything but fish.
22. Chips or popcorn?
My popcorn.
23. What cell phone provider do you have?
Cingular but why the hell would you care?
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
WTF?! Peanut shells?! I just might give it a whirl after conferring with my people.
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
How would you like to see my ass?
26. Orange Juice or apple?
What the F*** is Juice?! I want apple drink! It's greeennnnnn!!
27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
Some dude named Victor. He was cool. I had a craving for Berth 55 Seafood and we ended-up bullshitting while waiting for our food and continued the conversation over out repast of rediculously good food.
28. favorite chocolate bar?
Leroy's on Green street
29. Who is your longest friend and how long?
I've never asked my buds how "Long" they are, you sick bastard!!!
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
31. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yup
32.Favorite artist?
I don't play favorites.
33. Favorite computer game?
Red Aler-HEY!!! What'd I just say?!
34. Ever ordered from an infomercial?
I lack the required lameness
35. Sprite or 7-UP?
Diet Sierra Mist (or "Diet Slice" as was originally known to me)
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?
I'm in the Military, what the hell do you think?
37. Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
Painkillers for my cracked rib when I was in Jersey
38. Ever thrown up in public?
I'm Irish-scots and Mexican, you do the math.
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
Being a millionaire would definately make it easier to find true love. Well, as long as the money was kept secret, anyway.
40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Most definitely! After seeing the selection, I wanted to marry the girl behind that bar in Philly!
41.Can exes just be friends?
Yeah, but it can sometimes take a while.
42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
Don't remember.
43. Did you have long hair as a young kid?
In High School
44. What message is on your voicemail machine?
I forgot.
45. Where would you like to go right now?
The bathroom
46. What was the name of your first pet?
Murphy
47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?
DaKine Heli-pro with CD's in it.
48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone?
Ma
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
I have hair
50. What do you think about most?
Sex....What?!