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Friday Jan 12, 2007

Jan 12, 2007
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Allright. So Ikeep trying to remember to post this but always forget. Well now I'm juiced and sharp so revel in this piece of nonsense!

I had a dream once that went something like this:

My co-workers and I were running amok in an office building, having office olympics, and generaly havinga good time. What the hell did we care, we didn't work there! So we're tear-assing around this place and come upon a door to the Terrace. This was a ring like balcony around the center atrium about 10 stories up, so we thought it'd be a great place to catch our breath and pee off!

So we get out there and catch the night air and while we are noticing that the sky looks rediculously clear (I mean we are seeing Nebulae and Gas Clouds that we shouldn't see) I notice that, not only can we see them through the top of the Atrium, but through the bottom as well!! This Mutha was floatin' through space, Yo!

So, as if the trippyness of being in an office building in space wasn't insane enough, my bud spies cases of canisters in the corner. Canisters of Temporal Particulate! And he says " Hey, guys! Have you ever seen one of these blow up?!". And at that he drags the case to the rail, along with a flare gun. He chucks one out to space and hits it with a flare, producing the most fantastically colourful blast you've ever witnessed!!

As he continued to blast away, we were all awestruck. But with each succesive explosion, I became aware of a tingling in my fillings. The more exposed I was to the blasts the harder my fillings would vibrate. I t finally became painful enough that I ground my teeth...

... and found myself in the stone age!

The Temporal Particles had charged my fillings so much I could time travel by grinding my teeth!

Then I woke-up.

What whould you do with time travelin' teeth? smile
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
silencia:
Thank you for thinking that I would be the exact opposite of a kick to the junk. your comment on my set is much appreciated smile
Jan 13, 2007
raia:
No it never happens biggrin

Thanks for your comment on my set kiss
Jan 18, 2007

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