Sunday Apr 01, 2012

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i'm just a panda bear,
sexy panda underwear,
and i'l dance for yoooooooooou
if you give me a quarter...
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mydogfarted:

<3

gilby:

Well, I'm off to go buy a roll of quarters...

Friday Oct 17, 2008

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what do you call a bee that scares people?



biggrin

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shaneapex:

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

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dip it in gasoline and toss a match on it, WOOF!



How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

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Freeze it and put it through a bandsaw, MEEEOOOW!

crispy:

Still nothing. Steve (construction guy) hasn't had anything for me for going on two weeks now, but says that he will this coming week. I'll believe it when I see it.

The big (though still semi-secret) news is the development of that drama from two journals ago. It looks (tentatively) that I'll be interviewing with that guy's boss (which makes him like an ber-boss or something) this coming Thursday.

Good vibes are always welcome.

smile

Monday Sep 10, 2007

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most of the time, i do not envy the staff here at SG. someone left a tag on Ember's new set.

"huge norks"

surreal

seriously, wtf is WRONG with people?
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philipfry:

Too many kids in the tub man...IQ decreases due to increases in population. Or some other scientific jargon.

akirali:

What Sydni said. There's a whole theory about this phenomena:
bah the image is too big to fit in here
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040319h.jpg

Wednesday Jul 26, 2006

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i think being told i annoy people at work would be something to bring up and tell me before i've been there 7 months and you give me an evaluation in which you tell me that i must be doing better because i don't irritate people anymore.

and then you somehow tell me that's an improvement to be proud of. what? you...
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estrada:

What a shit evaluation. Problems don't get solved if you don't tell people what's up.

akirali:

That is pure crap. It's almost like they were building afile to use against you rather than trying to make a happy and comfortable workplace for everyone.
Thank god they don't rate self esteem at my job. I'd get the dreaded "see me after class" on my paper

Tuesday Jul 25, 2006

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gotta take bratzilla to the dentist today for a checkup.

NOT looking forward to it. she's afraid of the chair. it goes up and down and makes her uneasy.

the past few days have been too hot to even think. so glad it's cooler today.

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the dentist looked at her teeth, but wouldn't clean them, because he didn't want to...
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_panda_:

i know what you are saying, but my problem isnt substances - it's stress, and life stuff... success despite myself with no joy type stuff.

dannydmc:


Sounds like you've got a good dentist. Despite the recent unpleasentness, I really like mine to; he's a great man. I jsut wish I didn't have to visit him as often as I do smile

Tuesday Jun 27, 2006

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biggrin i'm in a good mood.

not as much pain.

busy day at work.

the big boss wants me to do a project for her. so i'm going into work early tomorrow. i don't think it's because she likes me, it's because she's 180 or something and doesn't know jack about computers. so i'm doing an excel spreadsheet...
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estrada:

I thought my libido left but it came back today so now I'm trying to kill it again by reading about BASEBALL!

mrdeity:

It's not that I don't want to talk about it, it's that everytime I post a journal about my negative mood people don't comment about it so I stopped talking about it. If that makes sense...

Anyway, I would rather people ask me about it because then I know they are interested in hearing about it than me spouting off to somebody that doesn't want to hear about it. Of course, this is all relates to talking IRL (or over the phone) and not in SG messages, emails, or comments in journals.

Friday Nov 11, 2005

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had you walked in my house today, you would've found me in the kitchen, on all fours, sweating and getting a workout, with a razorblade in my hand....

scraping grout off tile.

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trilobyte:

Sweet! What does mine say?

Hot! Oh, hmmm. You should replace scraping grout off tile with doing things to the boy, and replace razorblade with the body part of your choice biggrin

~Trilo~

merritt:

In the kitchen... not my first choice, but alright, that can be teh secksy...

On all fours. Check.

Hot and sweaty. Check, and check!

Getting a workout. Alright!

Razorblade. Ummmmm.... I know what kind of stuff you keep on your nightstand. Not really with you there.

Scraping grout. Mmmmmm.... Grout.

Thursday Oct 06, 2005

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don't wax your hoochie.

it hurts.
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guitargeek:

(Makes note to self...)

jeff_fries:

I'm amazed you got the candle at the proper angle.

Saturday Sep 24, 2005

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heh.

told my platonic friend while we were out to dinner(he paid) that i know better then to crush on my guy friends, because i just get hurt.

when friend was out of earshot, my damn roomate asked me how my date went.

doh! fucker! i reminded him IT WAS NOT a date.

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so, i watched sin city tonight.

fucking fantastic.

oh....bruce willis...
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jeff_fries:

I guess he got zotted. Unfortunate.

akirali:

You can have Jessica Alba. Just leave me Devon Aoki love

I was out all day and didn't see your message til around 2 am. frown Sorry. I'll call tomorrow err later today though.