i like the smell of windex. not enough to eat, though.
i miss ice cream a lot. it used to be i can't have it because of the carbs, and now it's fuck! $6? no way, jose....
i am tired/wired at the same time. so annoying having the brain outlast your body.
i don't try to be white trash. i got kicked out of crack whore school for doing pot.
if you can't let your kid run around in her underwear(she's got a heat rash) in the middle of a trailer park where you live with your brother, what kind of hypocracy runs this town? (just kidding- she's in the living room, and no one has seen her in her underwear. but my brother keeps asking why she's still naked.)
why do people assume a southern accent makes you dumb?
and why does coming from NY or LA make people think you're refined?
why did they make bubba ho-tep?
and lastly- does hanes her way mean ride up your ass crack? that's how SHE does it?
i miss ice cream a lot. it used to be i can't have it because of the carbs, and now it's fuck! $6? no way, jose....
i am tired/wired at the same time. so annoying having the brain outlast your body.
i don't try to be white trash. i got kicked out of crack whore school for doing pot.
if you can't let your kid run around in her underwear(she's got a heat rash) in the middle of a trailer park where you live with your brother, what kind of hypocracy runs this town? (just kidding- she's in the living room, and no one has seen her in her underwear. but my brother keeps asking why she's still naked.)
why do people assume a southern accent makes you dumb?
and why does coming from NY or LA make people think you're refined?
why did they make bubba ho-tep?
and lastly- does hanes her way mean ride up your ass crack? that's how SHE does it?
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unravled:
Lucky for you, I think white trash is HAWT.
ooomermaidooo:
Oh really? Where you living? You should see my new kitten!