sameerah

Okay, okay, I'm back I was just getting kind of bored of this for a while. It seems like things are starting to get interesting again, so I return! Even though half my friends on my list have disappeared... sad. I've been taking some new fun pictures that I should post, but in the meanwhile... hi to all my friends who thought I was dead...
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I also hate my computer. Can't everything just continue to work without massive amounts of effort on my part?

I hate jury duty.

In the spirit of like, half my friends changing their names, I decided to change mine too. My old one was getting, well, old. I'm sitting here wondering if I should get inspired and do something crafty, or go sit in the hot tub, or just give up and go to sleep. But I feel semi-inspired, so maybe...

I bought some smashing dreadfalls the other...
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I am procrastinating... and am supposed to be getting ready for work. I sense impending boredom since my favorite friend will not be there Oh well, tomorrow is my day off and I get to clean my room. And hopefully the rest of my house, too. I have nothing very entertaining to say right now, so I'll try again later!

Last night a guy gave me the best insight ever as to why guys get lap dances from fat, ugly chicks. He said it's like when you're watching the Discovery Channel, and the lion is out hunting... you don't go for the strong, healthy antelope or whatever, because you're never going to catch it. You go for the slow, old, kinda sickly one that you...
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Yes, I'm still here. I'm just really, really lazy at updating my journal. I absolutely need to stretch because i am worked from the gym last night, but you know how when you are home alone, the couch looks REALLY good? Well, it's looking that way now... But I swear I will do it just so I won't be quite as sorry tomorrow. I am...
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I love Christmas I went Christmas shopping at the Hustler store last night, but I think I need to go back and get something else. Maybe later tonight. I also LOVE that stores are open really late for like, the next week. I wish it could stay that way all year.
Tonight I am going to make Christmas stockings for a couple of my stripper...
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