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I think I need a vacation. You know when you finally start to go crazy and things that aren't even annoying become annoying? I'm there

And I think it's about time for some new tattoos. Tattoos are happy things And so is getting my nails done, which I'm off to do right now before subjecting myself to the tortures of work!!

You know, sometimes my mailman just doesn't take my mail out of the little slot in my door. Which means he either skips the whole neighborhood, which I find hard to believe... or he is just skipping my house. And its not like I live up a long driveway or a hill or anything. I'm right next to the house next door! Ass.

I love not going to work I wish I could just shop and play at the gym all day.
So, does anyone else work at or frequent california strip clubs? 'Cuz this weekend, the powers that be took away the curtains on our lap booths. It's very weird....

I am sitting here in the sweltering heat, as my air conditioner is again broken. I don't get it. And my husband is mad at me because I'm annoyed that it is sweltering hot... and he buried my stuff in the garage under all his trash and he's mad because I need it. Really, I guess I will never understand men.

So they are cutting hours at my REAL job, and our boss nicely encouraged us to take a vacation Which is fabulous because I just got a hot tub! Yay for drunken hot tubbing under the stars. And yay for new tattoos next week!!!

Aww... I love all you guys! Thanks for your super-sweet compliments

So here's a funny story for the day... I play around on this matchmaking website where I have a little add saying I'm looking for female friends, and I just keep getting replies from scary desperate men. I wish you could all read one I got today where I believe some guy said that...
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New naughty pictures for your viewing pleasure...

Today I am ditching work to go see David Bowie- yum! Golly I love ditching work. And David Bowie.

My back tattoo is finally all done and colored and un-scabby, so I'll have to take some pics of it later to post. I also got 2 pretty little birdies above my bosoms

Do you ever feel like the forces that be are plotting against you? Like, as soon as you feel like you have some money saved, your car needs fixing and takes it all away. I swear, it's a conspiracy

I am so tired!!! I've been going to my 'normal' job and stripping like a maniac. I feel like this little guy I'm kinda having fun, though and I figure working every muscle in my body is better than lying on the couch. But lying on the couch just feels SOOOO good...

Saw a favorite band last night and ended up involved in a bizarre yet delicious scenario that included my friend giving oral sex to the lead singer in her car- with me in the car also! There is definitely something wrong with my life. And I mean that in the best possible way

So I'm going to get my tattoo finished (I think it will...
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It's way to early for me, but I'm off to work. Eeeww.