saltonsea

I am excited......tonight is the night that all the world's troubles disappear....
Let us all take some time off to pat ourselves on the back, for doing little to nothing this year to improve the world.

Yes i am supposed to go out tonight, to a huge event with inflated ticket prices.
Yes, I paid for a ticket to celebrate an inconsequential event.
Why?.... Because 50% of the proceeds go here.

I might also head down to another thing afterwards, to see some old friends. But that's because i'm a hypocrite.

My resolutions for this year include:

continuing to live

finding Jesus........and telling him to get his arse in gear and clean up his shit

to spread democracy

to walk around as if my opinion is the only correct one, and refusing to accept the possibility that it might not be

to commit more crimes

to make resolutions at the end of the year, which i won't get around to doing in the following year

I'd like to send a special Happy New Years to IraqiFunLand...



The peace and democracy you were promised, by a land that is neither peaceful nor actually democratic, will arrive as soon as everyone is dead.

this message comes courtesy of:


but you can give a special thank you shout out to:

New Hampshire, Indiana, Ohio, West Virginia, Viginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Montana, Wyoming, Colorado, Idaho, Utah, Nevada, Arizona, Alaska, and everybody's favourite....Florida.

and an exta special thank you to those who still believe it was the right thing to do;

You burnt down a house to get rid of the rats.....good job.