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Dear faithful readers,

I must apologise for my long absence from your blogging lives. But as i am quite sure it didn't affect your lives in any way whatsoever, i'm not really all that sorry. But i am giving you a very well-meant shrug...
As you may or may not have known...i was involved with a lady, whose seeminly apparant goal, was to fuck with my head and destroy my life. That of which, i am saddened to say, was more than marginally successful. Which was emphasized by the lack of explanation as to what the fuck happened. And saddened by the truth, that everything she ever said wasn't.
Yes, i am incredibly angry. But more-so at the aggravating fact, that you can't stop loving somebody as quickly as they stop loving you.
Though it has been somewhat appeased....at the cost of some bits of furniture.
Oh, and before i forget....my good friend Jesse had a brain aneurysm while riding a motorcycle, and inevitably expired himself on the back of a toyota tercel. And i managed to get into a fist-fight with my father, over the fact that i'm piece-of-shit because i have tattoos and holes in my ears.
So now you can see why this blissfull summer month, forced me into what certain aboriginal cultures call "a walkabout". Therefore a lack of communication or participation in anything remotely communal. Which reminds me, i should apologise to the sneaky aussie for not being a very good host. I was supposed to hang out with her and show her the town. But instead, i've been walking through the himalayas in a beard and a loincloth. Sooo i'm sorry.
Eventually, as all walkabouts go, i ended up in an east orient opium bar, with many virginal concubines to tender to my every need, until my physical condition had deteriorated to the level of my emotional condition. After which, born out of my malnutrition and narcosis, i came to an epiphany....
Which really means i've bottled everything up.
So now i am ready to carry on with this gorram life...as long as i don't think, hear, or reminisce on anything remotely involving it.
Boo hoo hoo and all that. <-- I'm too disappointed to be emo.
But i am entirely welcoming to all forms of flattery and explanations on how great i am. Just this once.

So now that i'm fully back. i expect to hear from everyone regularly. And I in turn shall go out, and find wonderful tales of all sorts of action and consequence. And then bore you with samples of my crappy writing.

Until next time....