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Monday May 15, 2006

May 15, 2006
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Well ladies and gentlemen....
Here's a little slice of advice for you:

If you plan on sauntering around this lovely world...
Invest heavily in a titanium jockstrap or cup.

Cause life has a wicked left kick.....and he's set his eyes on your junk:









I need some sleep....
(which brings me some to some more advice....don't talk on the phone while not fully conscious...)

I miss the days of nothing to do.
The days where i could just relax....and write.
A time when i had the time to let my brain vaporise, into a fine mist of fecundity, and the muster to record it.





I also miss those days....
The ones of no care. No direction. No being swallowed by reality.
Unfortunately.....life gets boring when you have no reason.
I miss it. But could not stand it now...





I need that white suit.
I feel it will all come together with the purchase of a white suit. It will only further the insanity that breeds within the cavities of my mental makeup...but i'm fine with that.
The world needs more eccentrics...

Let's make a deal......you give me money....and i will entertain you....
Don't let the pictures fool you....i'm the craziest crazy you'll ever meet...





What is it about the human condition, that makes us only talkative when we are less than happy?
I find, that when someone is completely satisfied with all aspects of their life...they don't say anything at all. Myself included.
If you ask someone, who is happy, how they are...they tell you just "great".
Or what's new, and they say "nothing much".
But you dear utter those words to someone in a slighty melancholy state, and you'll recieve an uncomfortable consignment of 15 minutes of having to nod and pretending to care.
People make the most interesting humans....

Peyote solidities of halls, backyard green tree cemetery dawns, wine drunkenness over the rooftops, storefront boroughs of teahead joyride neon blinking traffic light, sun and moon and tree vibrations in the roaring winter dusks of Brooklyn, ashcan rantings and kind king light of mind

there will come a day...
w.d.i.o.....
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
starrydynamo:
uh huh. it includes you. dont deny it.
May 17, 2006
tatertot:
http://orad.dent.kyushu-u.ac.jp/dylan/leopard.html smile
May 18, 2006

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