saltlord

Still thinking about what I want to be for Halloween this year. The pic on my page was my 2004 Devil. It worked well with my buddy Chris for photos but was not planned. I'm a big dork and love Halloween. Most of my friends go over board and this is the biggest house part season of the year.

Loving Halloween started with the reinforcement of sugar. Sugar+dressed up= Halloween
As I got older, sugar was replaced with alcohol and women given the social chance to dress naughty.
drunk+hot women=Halloween
I wish it were everday.

So here I am on SG. A victim of a childhood sugar high, finding myself more and more attracted to women that side step social expectations. The best part is the discovery I made a few years ago and this applies to some of the SGs I have meet. You meet a woman at a halloween party and she looks like she would fuck the Devil just for the chance to tell him his dick is too small (not that my dick is small). You take a chance and share a beer with her only to find out she's into holding hands, soft kisses and wants to show you her my pretty pony collection. It's like the piece of old candy you find at your grandma's house. The chocolate has turned a scary white but the inside is gooey sweet. Granted, sometimes it's hard as shit or has a worm in it and you have to spit it out on your grandma's blue and orange shag rug (she won't notice for weeks). If it was easy everone would do it.

Anyway.... what should I go as for Halloween? How about a dirty old man HaHaHa