So check it out a few weeks ago i drove for over 4 hours to go to an open casting call for the Real World in Houston. I got there at 4:30 am (the thing didn't start until 10:00 am) so I stood in line for 5 and a half hours and watched (with an exception of a few) the popular cuture cookie cutter spew out these pretty highlighted pressed assholes one after another. They all sat there and talked about their favorite music (simple plan and such 
) It was scary everyone looked the exact same. So i wait in line for all this time I fill out my application and in groups of seven or so we go into this room with a casting director and we do introductions where everyone is like my name is blahh and i'm 18 and i can do 100 pull-ups or i can beatbox or my favorite i'm down to do anything with anyone at any time no matter what. what a bunch of shit. anyway the casting director asks a question to the whole group. our's was what do you consider cheating? and then she sat back as the feeding frenzy for attention began. people were going back and forth about what is cheating and how women are crazy and how men are pigs and so on and so forth. at the end of the "conversation" i gave a thoughout response and cited situations and relationships from my life and the conversation stopped cold (i think i strung too many words together for them to compute) anyway the casting director then asked besides yourself who do you feel "deserves" to be on the mext season of the real world out of the group? I swear to god I saw it coming almost everyone pointed to this loudmouthed asshat and when they were asked why did you choose him the responses were as follows "he is a good dancer" "he can beat box mad crazy" "he is good looking" i was dumbfounded. that was the end of the casting call and i being from polite society went to shake the casting directors hand and she told me that she dosen't shake hands. WTF who dosen't shake hands what a cunt.
So just to recap i drove for over 4 hours and stood in line for over five hours to go to a 7 min. circle jerk. Ohh i almost forgot when the casting people first let us into the bar that the casting call was at I deemed it proper to get a scotch and water (actually 2 they were kinda weak).
so to re-recap over 9 hours for 2 drinks and a circle jerk.
) It was scary everyone looked the exact same. So i wait in line for all this time I fill out my application and in groups of seven or so we go into this room with a casting director and we do introductions where everyone is like my name is blahh and i'm 18 and i can do 100 pull-ups or i can beatbox or my favorite i'm down to do anything with anyone at any time no matter what. what a bunch of shit. anyway the casting director asks a question to the whole group. our's was what do you consider cheating? and then she sat back as the feeding frenzy for attention began. people were going back and forth about what is cheating and how women are crazy and how men are pigs and so on and so forth. at the end of the "conversation" i gave a thoughout response and cited situations and relationships from my life and the conversation stopped cold (i think i strung too many words together for them to compute) anyway the casting director then asked besides yourself who do you feel "deserves" to be on the mext season of the real world out of the group? I swear to god I saw it coming almost everyone pointed to this loudmouthed asshat and when they were asked why did you choose him the responses were as follows "he is a good dancer" "he can beat box mad crazy" "he is good looking" i was dumbfounded. that was the end of the casting call and i being from polite society went to shake the casting directors hand and she told me that she dosen't shake hands. WTF who dosen't shake hands what a cunt.
So just to recap i drove for over 4 hours and stood in line for over five hours to go to a 7 min. circle jerk. Ohh i almost forgot when the casting people first let us into the bar that the casting call was at I deemed it proper to get a scotch and water (actually 2 they were kinda weak).
so to re-recap over 9 hours for 2 drinks and a circle jerk.
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heh (though i let the scores expire now i could get them renewed easily)
you know those charts and graphs and statistics and all that part of the PET?
( could show yout he examples of the kinds of questions id flunk regardless of aid/tutoring heh.)
lets just say when it comes to me and advanced math related things....
it is effort best spent elsewhere haha.
thanks btw