no matter where i go or what i do there is always some asshole that tries to make things harder than they have to be. it's not my fault that you suck at your job so don't get pissed when i outperform you at work and don't get mad at me because your life sucks it's not my fault you coundn't keep your damn legs closed and it's not my fault that you married an asshole who beats you and it is not my fault that you are still with him and it is definitely not my fault you are an uppity bitch. also it's not my fault i have a plan and i am sticking to it don't get mad because i have forethought.
lowenb:
you tell 'em 