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Tuesday Aug 31, 2004

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dont vote for Kerry. . .



Neil Armstrong for President!

He went to the moon.

And that is all you need to know.



How will he help the economy? Think about it. . . he went to the moon.

Social Security Benefits for our generation? If you didnt know, the moon is in space. And he went there.

India with Nuclear weapons? T H E M O O N.

War in Iraq? Neil Armstrong did not self inflict damage to the command module like some people.

Medicare/Medicaid for the sick and elderly? Upon his return to earth, Neil Armstrong did not cry like a little bitch to NASA about his experience.

Jobs, the economy, and Taxes? While on the moon, Neil Armstrong did not rape, burn villages, torture POWs, or kill babies.

Abortion or free choice? Kerry says he would have made it to the moon and back faster, but has no means to support his claim. Neil knows Kerry is full of shit and that the moon consists of 0% dairy products. Therefore Neil would NOT have returned to earth with enough cheese to feed every American family for the next 20 years as John Kerry himself claimed he would have done.



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michael_desade:
Maybe. We want to know more about this whole "Neil Armstrong" thing.
ARRR!!!
Sep 1, 2004
saltine:
it was a joke my roommateand i had made up because of the big deal that is being made about kerry and his purple hearts/war record

[Edited on Sep 01, 2004 5:58PM]
Sep 1, 2004

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