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I shot my set today!

I wish to God I could post some of the photos up here, but I don't dare risk rejection because of it. In some I'm sprawled on the ground howling with laughter, and some feature me in the most graceless positions ever: my spectacularly bad timing caused my photo shoot, to happen during the Homecoming game, right in the middle of the opposing team's tailgate section.

I posted my man as lookout, telling him that if anyone came near to balls through it and say "no, man, there's a shoot going on for art class!" Still, a group of U of M seniors still managed to sneak around him and take up positions a few feet away. I only noticed when one lost his faux-casual attitude and kept craning his neck to look at the boobies. The rest of them tried to cover by pretending to be cool, transferring their beer cans to the other hand and waving.

I put my clothes back on and hid. "Hey! These titties cost $4 a month, dammit!"

Disappointed, they sent a girl in their group over. "It's okay," she said. "I'm an artist. Do you mind if we watch?" I charged her a cigarette and agreed.

Notwithstanding the 60-year-old who called it "perversion," the set came out really well. We're going to sort through the 350 photos and narrow them down to a 60-80 picture set and submit it in the next few days. Very, very exciting. So exciting, in fact, that I'm going to post my favorite smily icon ever:



Rock. Can't fucking wait.

(Thanks Trilo)