I broke my Cal Poly travel coffee mug thingy today. Apparently, I have very strong hands that break *cough* and bruise *cough* stuff without my realizing it. 
Today is my official one month anniversary at my new job. Normally that doesn't mean much, but since I am a potential temp to hire, it means that I am hopefully that much closer to being bought by the company. I think I have a good shot, not only because of my supreme intelligence, but also because the VP's 5 year old grandson has taken a liking to me and now refuses to eat lunch until I am ready to eat. Now, I don't have any children, nor do I have any idea what to do with them, but I guess my non-parental approach, extreme goofiness, and straightforwardness are appealing qualities to kids.
5 year old: What's that on your shirt?
Me: An animal skull.
5 year old: Why do you have so many earrings?
Me: Because I like them.
5 year old: I can make my hair look like a mohawk, with water.
Me: I think you should go do it, now.
So this Saturday is the 14 mile run. We're not allowed to use headphones, so that's one hundred and forty minutes of allowing my mind to wander to strange places. It should be fun. If you haven't done so, please visit my marathon websiteand consider making a donation.
Hey, remember when I was all, "Waah, this site blows, people are jerks, and I don't like having a stalker."
And you guys were like, "Aww, sucks to be you."
And then I was all, "I'm going grey at the end of the month."
And then SG said, "Hey, dumbass, you didn't click on the button. We have your money."
I guess everything happens for a reason.
Today is my official one month anniversary at my new job. Normally that doesn't mean much, but since I am a potential temp to hire, it means that I am hopefully that much closer to being bought by the company. I think I have a good shot, not only because of my supreme intelligence, but also because the VP's 5 year old grandson has taken a liking to me and now refuses to eat lunch until I am ready to eat. Now, I don't have any children, nor do I have any idea what to do with them, but I guess my non-parental approach, extreme goofiness, and straightforwardness are appealing qualities to kids.
5 year old: What's that on your shirt?
Me: An animal skull.
5 year old: Why do you have so many earrings?
Me: Because I like them.
5 year old: I can make my hair look like a mohawk, with water.
Me: I think you should go do it, now.
So this Saturday is the 14 mile run. We're not allowed to use headphones, so that's one hundred and forty minutes of allowing my mind to wander to strange places. It should be fun. If you haven't done so, please visit my marathon websiteand consider making a donation.
Hey, remember when I was all, "Waah, this site blows, people are jerks, and I don't like having a stalker."
And you guys were like, "Aww, sucks to be you."
And then I was all, "I'm going grey at the end of the month."
And then SG said, "Hey, dumbass, you didn't click on the button. We have your money."
I guess everything happens for a reason.
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*peeks out from bushes outside your apt*
I don't see him anywhere!
*goes back into bushes and makes a new goatee from strands of your hair*
I was wishing you good luck in getting the job and told the kids feel the same about be, but in a more witty way
So have a nice weekend and some meditation insight