salieri

"I am on a budget".

When people usually say that, they might mean "Hey, I'm saving for a car" or "Well, I have lots of bills to pay" or maybe even "I don't make much over minimum wage".

I make 0.38 cents an hour.

I'm actually on a budget.

So, when you make 0.38 cents an hour, you learn to budget pretty fucking well. I decided the other day that I would try and burn some CDs. Cool. Great plan. Lets head to the store and buy some blanks and get our party on, right?

Wrong.

I ended up buying some non-rewritables because I am "on a budget" and only 3 of the CDs managed to not sound like complete and utter shit.

I want my fucking Kanye. I want my fucking M.I.A.


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Also, I just realized that this is how it works 99% of the time when a guy manages to get a girls number;

"This is the part of the game when you phone once, and she doesn't answer.

Then you will get all weird and instantly think "IS SHE AVOIDING ME? SHOULD I PHONE THREE MORE TIMES IN A TWO DAY SPAN??".

And you will.

Then she will think you are weird, and you will still be alone."

I explained as much to a fellow in the "Dating Sucks!" group.

He's probably still fucked though.