salieri

I have to stop the microwave at "0:05" or "0:23" seconds remaining. It all started when my little brother turned five years old (he is 11 now) and my mind told me it was a necessity. The "0:23" was thrown in there after to add some variety to the situation.

Sometimes I wish I was a Werewolf. I think it has something to do with my fascination with canine teeth. Sometimes, I even convince myself that I am, I just haven't turned yet. God, I'm weird.

I really like nerdy girls, and swoon over them for far too long. Unfortunately, I am also attracted to train-wrecks, so I end up always in bizarre situations.

I only attract the unattainable, or girls who tend to be 16 or 30.

I can pick locks, but am afraid to tell people because I don't want them to blame missing things on me. Its happened before.