Ok so a couple of weeks ago i was hangin out with brittany and david and he's got this stuff called androstenone. It's a male sex pheromone. If you don't know what a pheromone is, it's a chemical that makes women jump your bones. So david put this shit on and brittany takes one good whiff of it and they start makin out. So i leave the scene right about than. Later the next day i call david and ask him where he got that shit. Thank god for ebay. Only $20 when the label on the bottle says $99.95. So i just got the shit in the mail today. Hopefully it works on jess as well it did brittany with david.
Wish me luck all... i'm gonna go visit her at school tom.
I'm a bad bad man
Wish me luck all... i'm gonna go visit her at school tom.
I'm a bad bad man
devildoll23:
ugh... see the thing is you don't need that damn stuff to begin with... i always want to jump you every time i see you regardless, but now that you have that damn shit it's all over me!!! It's so evil!! AHHHH
morbidangel:
I want to jump you too, man!! That shit really works! 