Ah, home from work at 10:14 on a Friday night. Rock.
Who am I kidding? I'll probably take a fifteen minute breather and then VPN into the office.
In the meantime, I have a hankering for a hunk of cheese.
Did you know that the involuntary muscular contractions that accompany orgasm - your orgasm, my orgasm, even the Pope's orgasm - occur at intervals of 0.8 seconds? And that's the same timing as the back beat to the Eagles Hotel California? I read that in an article in Playboy when I was 13 and for some reason, I've never forgotten it.
Who am I kidding? I'll probably take a fifteen minute breather and then VPN into the office.
In the meantime, I have a hankering for a hunk of cheese.
Did you know that the involuntary muscular contractions that accompany orgasm - your orgasm, my orgasm, even the Pope's orgasm - occur at intervals of 0.8 seconds? And that's the same timing as the back beat to the Eagles Hotel California? I read that in an article in Playboy when I was 13 and for some reason, I've never forgotten it.
pillango:
dude. you should write a book about that. it could be the next the da vinci code. hopefully better.
godiva666:
I'm horny, and I really really really wanna orgasm right now. Damn you for bringing that up. I hate doing it all alone... GAH.