saintgeorge

One of my neighbours, a few houses down the street, still has his Christmas lights up. So I killed him.

I think the favourite thing about my roomate is that when I asked him if he'd rather be a vampire or a werewolf, without hesitation he answered "Oh, werewolf. No contest."

I was telling my friend in Australia about how we had polar bears rooting through our garbage the other day. I thought I had her until she told me that she almost hit a 'roo in downtown Sydney last week.