saintbasil

one of the rare jokes ive heard at the job site that isnt vulger.

so a guy is having a problem w/ a compresser for his house. he calls a handyman to come in later that day. the handyman takes a look at it for a few minutes gets a rubber mallet and pops the compressor once. he turns to the guy and says "thatll be a hundred bucks." the guy is astonished and says "a hundred bucks for one hit!" the handyman replies no, the hit costs fifty cents, knowing what to hit is 99.50."