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I'm not smart. confused
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juliette:
why?
did
juliette:
hmmm, that looks like a massive typo. i'm laughing.

i wrote that at work and i'm on an SGI which is makes big internet messes.

i think i meant to write 'why do you say that'.
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Alright you complainers, I sent this off to my friend in England that MCs a comedy club, but in case she doesn't use it, it's yours for a kiss....

Here are the begginings to a joke:

Unfortunately this comedy thing is not as high paying/high profile as you might think. As you can probably tell from my shoes. And if you're looking at my shoes,...
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kittymalarchy:
oh yeah, and what's Shadowplay and how late does it go? I might get out earlier, we've been slow lately etc...


kittymalarchy:
for your sake, I hope this was a typo..." I can be anywhere from happening to real dead" Let's just hope that was a need for your morning coffee talking!
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I have a strange new addiction.

Worms 3D.

Your a worm with guns, trying to kill other worms.

I'll probably stop dating soon and just play this game.

I don't even like worms.

Weird.
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kittymalarchy:
wow, are you so addicted to worms that you cannot even update? I am afraid for you! Do you need an intervention?
bombshellbetty:
I don't have that problem, because I make my own burlesque outfits. Crafty!

I have some funny new ideas for numbers, too, which is very exciting. Oh, and I've decided that I'm a musician.

You doing anything these days other than shooting worms?
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I'm going on a trip!

That's right, come July 15th (my birthday) I'm going to drive the length of Highway 1.

What I need:

1. A car that I can rent (preferbly a convertable) that will make it all the way.

2. Places to stay.

So I know I'm new here, but I've got lots of time to make friends before July, so come be...
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shiva8:
nope. not a bay person. more like a mid-westerner. unfortunately.
kara:
hello, are you on at the moment?

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I like kittens.

But not to eat.

eeek
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stitchy:
^^
ditto! smile
kittymalarchy:
I never take pics of myself, therefore no photos here...some day perhaps...
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This place is like every other, I get love for like a day for being new and then everyone ignores me! puke
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sailorbilly:
Clearly you don't understand how egotistical I am. I can't possibly be bothered to go to someone else's journal when my impossibly perfect journal is already here for me. love
bombshellbetty:
You really don't get it. whatever
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ARRR!!!
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bombshellbetty:
Yeah, call me. And I made the same mistake when I first joined, with the journal thing. It kinda does look like i'm obsessed with your journal, though, doesnt' it? It's okay. I'm obsessed with sweetcheeks' journal, too, and she's not scared. Yet.
sailorbilly:
Cooler or scarier zenasskickin?