wow. i just went on possibly the worst date ever. this guy asked me out a few weeks ago. i went out with him once we didn't have that much in common. i wanted to give him a chance. We went out again and I got ridiculously drunk and made out with him. Then he blew me off at the end and said he wanted to take it slow.....who does that.... correction who does that who has a penis attached? So because i'm a masochist and have nothing better to do...i went out with him again. He asked me to a movie...which was I think because he didn't want to pay for dinner again. He said he is in sales part time and sells fasteners to industrial places and he does landscaping part time so i'm assuming he doesn't make that much money. The movie theatre we went to was a cheap one. They play movies that are out of the regular theater for a few bucks. So we go to get snacks....and he was like do you wanna spilt a popcorn and he didn't get a drink just i got one. I wanted candy but he was acting funny about everything and he didn't get a drink so i decided fuckit. he must be broke. I woulda bought my own i'm a modern woman but he made me feel weird. So we sit through this movie he sits there like a board doesn't try and touch me at all. I try rubbing his arm and stuff...so he touches my hand for like 5 seconds. We watched adjustment bureau ....which i though was a great movie. ...and he was just like I didn't really get it I was confused for most of it.......weeeell clearly your an idiot. So we got out of the movie and I was like do you wanna go have a drink or something....and he said he had to get up early for work and he took me home. WTF? He acted alll weird about my tattoos when he saw them too. I was wearing stuff that covered them up before. epic fail I think i'm going to walk to the bar now and try and salvage my evening. 

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It's a shame you live so far away