saige

Hey, you've reached Saige's blog, I'm not online right now-- or AM I?! No one really knows...
But if you leave a message at the imaginary beep I will most certainly get back to you
Oh and if you're a telemarketer or one of those damn market-research survey people, seriously, go out into the world and get a real job-- I was one of you once, I know your pain! Get out while you still can! Run! Feel the wind in your pubes! Be FREEEEE!!!!

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