My big gay wedding tonight!!!!!... Anyone wish to attend?
Well I lied, it wont be big and it's not really a wedding... More of a commitment ceremony. But it is going to be gay. I met my soul mate in Australia in december 2006. The most heart breaking day of my life came when I had to leave her being swept away by our own tears at the airport. I thought this is the last time I might ever see her again.
I cried more than I've ever cried before, I cried on the plane, changing flights, ordering at Burger King. It was embarrasasing. I felt like I'd been tied down by some scary clown and had my left cunt flap chewed off. Bad innit?
Now comes another story, in the summer just past I worked my arse off and didn't eat for two months, I was finally able to book my flight to Australia. I didn't tell a soul... Then after months of secrecy I had to tell her.
I can't believe I'm here!!! It's crazy! I vowed to not let her out of my sight until we were married, so I got down on one knee and sucked her strap on... Only joking, I got down on one knee and asked her to marry me. We were both drunk, and now engaged. Our parents still think we're joking. It'll be really funny when I come home under a different name!!!
The ceremony... An unholy gay aliance joined in satanic matrimoney.
Our party is going to be held in Brisbane in the Valley probably at The Step Inn. Pastor Kent will be providing free head-butts should anyone want one. It'll be a glam rock/fetish dress code.
The date is yet to be set but somewhere in the immediate future probably 5th of Dec.
Get ready to die.
xxxxx
Well I lied, it wont be big and it's not really a wedding... More of a commitment ceremony. But it is going to be gay. I met my soul mate in Australia in december 2006. The most heart breaking day of my life came when I had to leave her being swept away by our own tears at the airport. I thought this is the last time I might ever see her again.
I cried more than I've ever cried before, I cried on the plane, changing flights, ordering at Burger King. It was embarrasasing. I felt like I'd been tied down by some scary clown and had my left cunt flap chewed off. Bad innit?
Now comes another story, in the summer just past I worked my arse off and didn't eat for two months, I was finally able to book my flight to Australia. I didn't tell a soul... Then after months of secrecy I had to tell her.
I can't believe I'm here!!! It's crazy! I vowed to not let her out of my sight until we were married, so I got down on one knee and sucked her strap on... Only joking, I got down on one knee and asked her to marry me. We were both drunk, and now engaged. Our parents still think we're joking. It'll be really funny when I come home under a different name!!!
The ceremony... An unholy gay aliance joined in satanic matrimoney.
Our party is going to be held in Brisbane in the Valley probably at The Step Inn. Pastor Kent will be providing free head-butts should anyone want one. It'll be a glam rock/fetish dress code.
The date is yet to be set but somewhere in the immediate future probably 5th of Dec.
Get ready to die.
xxxxx
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oh and i loved your set with scotty, it looked like so much fun!