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Bath cunt:
Let me tell you the story of my cunt in a bath. I don't know if I should tell you the whole thing because it's a bit vulgar.
Ladies (and fellas), you know if you have a house full of people and no lock on the door, privacy is a much needed commodity, so that makes the toilet/bathroom is a safe place. I live in a house with 2 other girls on the island of Menorca (east Spanish Coast). They're a bit prudish, A GIRLS GOT NEEDS!!! This applies for the ladies only (unless there is some way a man could do this) You'll see what I mean.
I went into the bathroom and ran myself a bath. Lying there in the soapy water I got the urge. I grabbed the shower head and put it to the bean. But the shower head wasn't enough. So I grabbed one of the girls shampoo bottles and
Washed my hair (Oooohhh! You thought I was going to write something dirty you filthy fuckers!) Anyway, it was tapered and relatively small (the shampoo bottle) so I could adjust the size if needed then I stuck it up my giney (the main lady hole, not the mouth). Something felt a bit uncomfortable at first, but I ignored it. I was having a great time, then the earth moved, I had a dirty great stinking screaming orgasm, almost felt like I was going to have a heart attack it was that good. This is where it gets concerning I took the shampoo bottle out and saw the lid had popped open. "OH fuck!!! That's NOT healthy!?!?!" With chemicals like lauerth sulphate in there my vagina was in trouble. DOUCHE! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!!! I sprayed the water up there, I pumped it full of liquid and stood up, I was foaming at the cunt!! Now the water wasn't coming out either!!! NOOOOOoooo!!!!! From previous occasions I can release water from the gash by bending over slightly and lifting my arse cheeks up. It worked! Again and again till the suds were no more I repeated the randy ritual.
Just when I thought it was all good I came out of the bathroom and started talking to one of the girls. I must have relaxed, then the gates opened again to floods of water. It was like I was just about to give birth to a sea creature. It all splashed on the floor underneath my towel. She looked at me as if to say "Saff Have you just pissed yourself?!?!" How could I tell her I had bath cunt?!?! I explained it to her (a little bit).
Definitions.
Bath cunt: When a lady masturbates in the bath, water gets water in her vagina and when the muscles relax the water is released. Sometimes in inappropriate places, or inappropriate times.
Douche: George Bush.
Or something that cleans dirty vaginas and arseholes.
Giney: Short for vagina. Pronounced Jai-Nee
Please girls! If any of you have experienced bath cunt I want to hear from you. I feel so isolated!
Happy cunting.
Bath cunt:
Let me tell you the story of my cunt in a bath. I don't know if I should tell you the whole thing because it's a bit vulgar.
Ladies (and fellas), you know if you have a house full of people and no lock on the door, privacy is a much needed commodity, so that makes the toilet/bathroom is a safe place. I live in a house with 2 other girls on the island of Menorca (east Spanish Coast). They're a bit prudish, A GIRLS GOT NEEDS!!! This applies for the ladies only (unless there is some way a man could do this) You'll see what I mean.
I went into the bathroom and ran myself a bath. Lying there in the soapy water I got the urge. I grabbed the shower head and put it to the bean. But the shower head wasn't enough. So I grabbed one of the girls shampoo bottles and
Washed my hair (Oooohhh! You thought I was going to write something dirty you filthy fuckers!) Anyway, it was tapered and relatively small (the shampoo bottle) so I could adjust the size if needed then I stuck it up my giney (the main lady hole, not the mouth). Something felt a bit uncomfortable at first, but I ignored it. I was having a great time, then the earth moved, I had a dirty great stinking screaming orgasm, almost felt like I was going to have a heart attack it was that good. This is where it gets concerning I took the shampoo bottle out and saw the lid had popped open. "OH fuck!!! That's NOT healthy!?!?!" With chemicals like lauerth sulphate in there my vagina was in trouble. DOUCHE! DOUCHE!! DOUCHE!!! I sprayed the water up there, I pumped it full of liquid and stood up, I was foaming at the cunt!! Now the water wasn't coming out either!!! NOOOOOoooo!!!!! From previous occasions I can release water from the gash by bending over slightly and lifting my arse cheeks up. It worked! Again and again till the suds were no more I repeated the randy ritual.
Just when I thought it was all good I came out of the bathroom and started talking to one of the girls. I must have relaxed, then the gates opened again to floods of water. It was like I was just about to give birth to a sea creature. It all splashed on the floor underneath my towel. She looked at me as if to say "Saff Have you just pissed yourself?!?!" How could I tell her I had bath cunt?!?! I explained it to her (a little bit).
Definitions.
Bath cunt: When a lady masturbates in the bath, water gets water in her vagina and when the muscles relax the water is released. Sometimes in inappropriate places, or inappropriate times.
Douche: George Bush.
Or something that cleans dirty vaginas and arseholes.
Giney: Short for vagina. Pronounced Jai-Nee
Please girls! If any of you have experienced bath cunt I want to hear from you. I feel so isolated!
Happy cunting.
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